David James Heaton™

I want your clothes, your boots & your motorcycle 😎
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🐾Big Phill(RIP)/Doris (adopted bulldog) and Ru my Rasta.
#baller

[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

We have a new MATCHDAY programme design for this Saturdays game v @TownShifnal 3pm ko and Tuesdays game v @RuncornLinnets 7-45pm ko. Priced at just £3 for 32 pages. We also have Live Music straight after Saturdays game from Jacob Lawrence. UP THE STORKS!!

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@AvaBennettqk Its called attention seeking

[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

Your PADIHAM FC SQUAD 2026/27!!

UP THE STORKS!!

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@Dannyzem3 @JohnLewisEU Nope. He tried hiding the twitch with an ear lobe pull.

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

Funny how life has a way of making people taste their own medicine.

The same disrespect you handed out has a habit of finding its way back.

Life's a motherfucker, isn't it?

Hide behind your shades. I don't need to. My head is held high, 🤣🖕

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@utdmax0 Jude Bellingham

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@Gosleepriya 116

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@ManUtdInPidgin Michael Owen

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@larayapmaaq This is exactly what the definition of attention seeking is.

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@ThatG4m David Beckham...

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@Aural_Xl Lauren Blanc

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@melisizm0 So you go so angry, over absolutely nothing. Because you didnt know what it was. Your husband needs to get rid of you.

Or is this a post for a reaction and you dont actually have a husband?

[𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙛 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 | Burnley Fan Channel @turfmoorhouse]

NOW YOU GONNA BELIEVE US....

THE STORKS ARE GOING UP! 🎵🎶

#Promotion @Padiham_FC

[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP THE STORKS ARE GOING UP

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@fesshole We know the difference

[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

Go on Gaffer!!! UP THE STORKS!!

[humblegents @humblegentsnl]

Comp time
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Pre order ends Sunday

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[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

FULL TIME!!! PADIHAM SECURE THE WIN!

[(P)adiham Football Club @Padiham_FC]

Full time. A well fought victory for the storks 🙌

[David James Heaton™ @DavidJHeaton]

@GarethE43671959 @ActivePatriotUK He raped a pregnant woman