David

Gradually mastering the art of being able to do most things.

With knob jokes.

Social Justice Rogue.

[David @DavidJMichaels]

new adventires in Old™

I slept on my shoulder weird and fucked up my back. So last night i didnt sleep and today I'm a useless pile of stiff-looking pain.

[Discworld @Discworld_com]

We're only a few days away from Sir Terry's 70th birthday. Here's a few of our favourite Terry-themed products - the man himself is as popular as his creations! Don't forget - the 'Author's T-Shirt' is only available for a short while longer. https://t.co/RvFYlS4r6H

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Just me and twoflower checkin out the holodeck.

It didnt get as weird as you'e think.

It got weirder.

[David @DavidJMichaels]

@marythechief laying down some knowledge on how our restrictions can free us at her #Starfest2018 panel.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

She called Barry with the good hair...

[David @DavidJMichaels]

TIL LeVar Burton is weirdly jacked.

[David @DavidJMichaels]

@notarealgrownup and I have gotten a bunch of enthusiastic reactions to our #Discworld cosplay today at #STARfest2018. Much more enthusiastic than I look here.

[David @DavidJMichaels]

@marythechief got a front row seat to @drerinmac's panel!

[David @DavidJMichaels]

"I study space cuz humans are squishy." -@drerinmac #starfest2018

[David @DavidJMichaels]

#STARfest2018

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Time for @drerinmac's talk on FTL and the Sciencr parts of Scifi! #STARfest2018

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Ok maybe it is not I that will break you, but you who will break me guy who just smashed our gym. #Starfest2018

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Dear person trying to take down the red gym at #Starfest2018,

I will break you.

Love, David

[David @DavidJMichaels]

A merry dankmas eve to one and all!

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Bourdain said to never eat at a restaurant with dirty bathrooms.

I say never trust anyone with a default ringtone.

[David @DavidJMichaels]

Man fuck ceiling tiles.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Sean Hannity reminds you:
Michael Cohen wasn't his lawyer
But he still expects attorney-client privilege.
And he has nothing to hide
But he ordered MC not to reveal him.
And He defended MC all week
But now MC's a liar.
And that's why Hillary Clinton must be stopped.

[Ali Plumb @AliPlumb]

I unironically love this joke.