David Jaffee

Twitter mostly focused on Chicago sports teams and smoked meats. Lucky dad to 3 little boys and a rock star wife.

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@shai_isthe_goat @Schultz_Report Hah, I used this exact analogy in a group text today

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@bkaplan4 @NBAonTNT This was amazing. Brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for sharing.

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@bkaplan4 Very cool! Just ordered my copy

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@DannyParkins @TheCousinSal @ryenarussillo The debt has been paid

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The fact that 7 years ago we explicitly felt the need to exclude our unborn children from a fancy dinner in the bet seems laughable.

I ultimately came up just short at 69.6 wins (though a properly prorated 2.7x Covid wins would have won me the bet…not bitter or anything…)

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@DannyParkins @TheCousinSal @ryenarussillo How about that o/u line?!

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There was a Covid season (we negotiated a 2.2X multiplier on your 2020 wins during opening night), you battled admirably through some injuries, the sport of baseball somehow decided starters should only pitch 4-6 innings, and most notably, we now have 5 kids under 6 between us.

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My best friend thought you might end up a bullpen arm, I thought you were a perennial ace. We set the o/u at 71.5 wins over the next 7 seasons and wagered “a fancy dinner for the couples, no kids if either of us have them”.

Over the last 7 years, a lot happened….

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7 years ago, right after the @cubs won the 2016 World Series, my closest friend and I (both lifelong Cubs fans) wagered on how Kyle Hendricks’ career would shape up. Since he doesn’t have twitter, this is my message to him…a 🧵

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@moseskagan Helpful to see, feel this today. Any sense for when you overcame the feeling? What finally made you feel like it was “enough”?

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@halletecco Holy moly. Thanks for sharing!

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@BrendanFWallace Can you do top 4 most cost effective ways to reduce CO2 emissions?

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@BrendanFWallace Could not agree more. Excited to see you help companies lead the way

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Saw a Brink’s security truck on the street. Kids asked what it was and I explained they drive very important things around. With confidence, my oldest explained to his siblings “guys, that means they carry candy”

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@robertmays Hah! Wife just booked a January reservation tonight. Glad you co-sign

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I cannot understand why any person needs to own an assault rifle. If you believe people have a “right” to that type of weapon, why stop there? Why not a rocket launcher? Does everyone have the “right to bear” their own personal nuke?

No, because that wouldn’t make any sense.

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@AlyssaJoyJaffee Stop tweeting from the hospital bed and get some rest, you animal

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@KevinLozares @martyrdison Maybe look into what she does, buddy. I’m sure your tweet helped a lot though.

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@PlayingPolitics Not quite, 111,786 and growing