David Jijo

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

im at builder's night out. for the next 3 hours im building jobdalal, shipping a working local setup by 10 pm hopefully. @GrowthX_Club

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

seperate a friend from an enemy by farting in their face....a friend will stay and laugh....an enemy will turn their back on you and close they nose....some of my learnings

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

they should have an emoji for the concept of "sigma" who else thinks this

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

@ianmSC no one offered him a seat the entire trip thats crazy

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

@Osinttechnical steel ball run promo going crazy

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

man sometimes you'll be having a better convo w the ppl in ur head than w ppl irl

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

anyone younger than my exact age is immature and foolish
anyone older is out of touch with the times
someone my age is a kindred spirit

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

its always such an honor to be a part of someones instagram close friends

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

they should keep a little tv in the surgery room so that the surgeons dont get bored while doing surgery(some can go on for hours)

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

uk the cut gon be good when the barber starts to gently caress ur earlobes...

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

a dude put his phone on top of my phone just now is he gay who does that

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

i hate it when a flavor says "scorching hot xxx chilli very spicy" and when u eat it, its at best a mild hot sauce words used to mean something

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

economy got me googling "how to make money"

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

@LSPN__FC posturecels we are so back....

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

the coolest people you will ever meet are those that dont care what other ppl think is cool...then again the lamest ppl you will ever meet also think the same...risk AND reward in standing out

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

nothing ruins productivity more than a bunch of buzzing mosquitoes....who understands this

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

nostalgia is such a poison...very easy to get stuck in the past as the present passes you by...

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

feels so good to drink water all the time i can see how humans evolved from fish

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

@letsblinkit @SwiggyInstamart tell your people to slow down a lil...not everything needs to be rushed....those guys should be allowed to smell the roses of a garden or even look at a reel on the way here...it comes too fast right now

[David Jijo @DavidJijo2]

something you dont see often in those animal documentaries : sneezing...do they even do it