David S Johnson

Descended From Alfheim, Raised By The Pleiades. Creative Writer & Artist. Icelandic Heritage 🇮🇸 Christian. From S.A.Texas 🇺🇸

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@lilyallen thank you for unblocking me after all these years Lily ❤️

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@thatstarwarsgrl A $400 hooker has more innocence than Ziegler’s Snow

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@TheCriticalDri2 hey Drinker; did someone hack your Official Instagram or something?? It’s coming up “Instagram User” and is replaced with a name that says Cryptoworldjosh.backup wtf

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@jk_rowling Hell hath no fury like a… thing.. scorned!

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@TheCriticalDri2 TMW when your super-autism and Ultra ADHD make you desensitised from reality to where “catching a stray” is grounds for “oh well, you win some, you lose some.” What a penis.

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@thattugglife @TheCriticalDri2 He was conflicted because he
1. wished it was him doing it but 2. Didn’t want to suffer the consequences.

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@HazelAppleyard_ “I need a girl without a penis because I am a lesbian with a chick penis”

So.. you are straight?

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@TheCriticalDri2 *Downing, it’s a been a long day

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@TheCriticalDri2 Dowing 2 million shots stream when Drinker??

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@Blerd1nation

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@TheQuartering On 13 March 👀 I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier” 👀 . That allegation was false and offensive 👀 . I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling 👀 (Is that it? Can I go now?)..

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@TheCriticalDri2 I definitely don’t take a 2L Volvic with me on my person everywhere I go.. it’s absolutely Jack Daniels

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@jk_rowling Talk about reading off a script fuck sake 😂

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@jk_rowling It’s wild to me why people can’t seem to understand this… if you are transgender; all you have to do is acknowledge your biological sex and realise that there is undeniable differences between men and women. See by that stage? You have earned full respect.

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@TheLaurenChen It’s like the only instance where cheating on your own wife with your sister-in-law is ok 🤣

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@its__scuffed Mauler is a legend and a Welsh National Treasure. Your argument is invalid.

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@MelonieMac @alyssa_merc The desperation is real in this one; what even led to this sudden means to rake you over the coals?? Outlandish af but telling of a Journo-activist 😂

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@TheCriticalDri2 The *gaslighting radical feminists who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire* is silent in “Women” you see

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@elonmusk There will come a day when people will ask “who were the oppressors of White people during that odd era of the 2020’s? Who silenced them, shamed them and tried to erase them?” And, somehow with a straight face, I’ll respond “WHITE PEOPLE”.

…we are so ripe for an alien invasion

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@elonmusk Neither. I’m shit-scared of an uprising, Elon. We are like 20 years off from Skynet dude. Chill the technology. Grow a farm or something. Join an Amish community