David Just

I write. Maybe you read? I think this is going to work out beautifully!

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

Loving books is a choice. I'm not going to teach my kids to read until they can read so they can choose for themselves.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

When I die I want my ashes spread surreptitiously over the products at a vegan bakery.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

I need to know if my book sucks but I can't seem to get anyone to commit to reading it. Maybe I have my answer? #AmTryingToWrite

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

I suck at sleeping. Which makes the fact that I also suck at waking up that much more surprising. #HelloDarknessMyOldFriend

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

This says many things and I love most of them.
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[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

If you can't write unique characters, cohesive plot, believable romance, or original ideas, it's okay. You can still write Christmas movies.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

My wife has been 'shipping the sheep in our nativity. Rocky times for the two in the back apparently.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

After two days of @Disneyland my son's favorite ride was his stroller. Sorry Mr. Toad. Better luck next time.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

Okay @Disneyland, the bread bowls need to come with a fast pass to the bathrooms. 40 minutes after that I was in no mood to stand in line.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

Haven't lost my kid yet at @Disneyland but Mr Toad may have killed my inner child. #HellAndBack

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

80% of Disneyland is identical to the the airport.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

Disneyland rule 1: Anything my wife does to Aladdin I get to do to Jasmine.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

Dear LA, you are much warmer than Wisconsin. Also more buried in garbage. Not the best trade off.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

@jamesgarside_ As long as you can keep a consistent 139 words a minute you're golden. Burn it down!

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

There is no narrative less interesting than some one else's dream. "It was like it was us but not really us, you know?" #WeKnow

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

I hereby declare post thanksgiving as the annual Tupperware audit. #AlwayTooManyPotatoes

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

@LTypewriters You've got several I would love to own! If shipping across the oceans wasn't so expensive...

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

I want to donate my body to eighth grade science fair. #TakeThatBakingSodaVolcano

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

It's been too long since I've purchased a new typewriter. I want new toys.

[David Just @DavidJustWrites]

@Goatboy72 I loved the books growing up. Couldn't get through fifteen minutes of the movie. Paddington is not a nine-year-old kid.