David Magnus

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[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

Every like and retweet is an absolute endorsement. Not just of that individual tweet, but of the author and everything the author has ever said or written.

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

On a European vacation this week.

(At a cottage with no air conditioning)

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

Fair enough, they're as sentient as any other resident of Quebec

[National Post @nationalpost]

Quebec town officially recognizes trees as sentient living beings with their own rights https://t.co/p8mqGCCMl0

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

Compromise: we let kids watch YouTube sometimes but delete Chip and Milo's channel by force of law

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

Consider Phlebas, The Olmedreca

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

I wonder if you can just get it back using the same facial recognition trick but with your real face

[korn @kornbuilds]

my instagram (@ korn) was stolen overnight via the Meta AI exploit and was subsequently disabled.

it was Meta Verified, facial scan verified, and had 0 TOS violations.

the account is the sole source of my income.

i spent 6 hours trying to get human support and meta's support AI gave me 4 broken links in a row. we're at the point where one AI stole it and another can't fix it, zero humans in the loop anywhere.

does anyone know how to get in contact with meta support about this?

it is absolutely ridiculous that a trillion dollar company allows an exploit like this and doesn't even address it.

@instagram @AIatMeta @DarkWebInformer

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

My Android Auto updated to @GeminiApp and unfortunately it's 10x dumber and more annoying than the old voice assistant was.

It half worked once and my 8 year old said, "at least you didn't have to have a whole conversation to just play a song this time"

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

They do look similar tbh

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center.

Opening June 19. @BarackObama @MarkHamill

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

@slatestarcodex congratulations, your posts are now being used for botted Instagram meme accounts

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

@InspectahJeff @grok @YOGIYEEZY @aclosmurf @NYCMayor @grok can you explain the above?

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

I just checked the futures market for my social credit score and apparently my group chats are already priced in.

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

Whew - that's brutal.
Mostly paid for my current tier to get the old tweetdeck back, but not worth paying 5x what I am now

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

This is actually shocking to me

[Zach Schonfeld @ZachASchonfeld]

Originalism at its finest.

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

Time to learn to ode

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

This whole "Burn Book" was incredibly, shockingly, dumb.

Half of the things listed were basically nothing, like "this rep minimized a student protest," or "this rep said many voters are low information!" Others are like "this rep stated 25% of x is y" but they don't even say, "incorrect statement, here is a link..."

Only redeeming value here is that a handful of them made me laugh!

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

This hurts my back just to watch

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

If you want something done right, and away from prying eyes, you'd better do it yourself...

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

@iWomansplainer My non-hybrid minivan is AWD

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

@MorlockP My 7YO Daughter: I wouldn't want to go to Mars
My wife: Agreed
My 5YO Son: Dad, can I go to Mars??

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

@eigenrobot "We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not..."

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

I just love these fun little updates from the police in my city!

[Guelph Police Service @GuelphPolice]

A man considered a high risk offender has been released from custody in a #Guelph courtroom. https://t.co/VN9XnyDQD9

[David Magnus @DavidKMagnus]

How do I purchase ads on Moltbook to convince the agents to spend their users' money?