David Stephens

suitable for beginners

[buckets @badbuckets_]

great day to win a playoff game #HTownMade

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

TWENTY EIGHT

[The Crawfish Boxes @CrawfishBoxes]

Altuve seeing Correa walk into the clubhouse

[buckets @badbuckets_]

now the rangers are “together for texas” but when we asked them to switch ballparks because of harvey flooding in 2017 they said no. okay.

[🏆🧩James🧩🏆 @Autch14]

Hurricanes, floods, Alex Bregman walk offs against the dodgers…did someone turn the clock back to 2017?!

[Byeong Hun An @ByeongHunAn]

That must be terrifying for Scottie. All the cops on the green…

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

drinking the good boy vodka and then barking at her selfies

[cass @luv2clomp]

when the hangout is hot dog-based

[Will Maddux @MLBMetrics]

Ronel Blanco’s incredible journey to tonight’s historic no-hitter, a short thread.

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

BRACKET STAYED PERFECT THROUGH ONE GAME

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

My most toxic trait is I would like to see a football game played in this exact weather.

[brandon @BR0IG]

REDBULLS ARE HEALTHY

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

If Jameis just said "because fuck the Falcons. That's why" they would've thrown a recall election in New Orleans last night and that man would be the new mayor of that city today.

[Jake Tribbey @JakeTribbey]

my gf: "I thought college football was over???"

me: "babe, take a seat so I can tell you about the Lockheed Martin Rotisserie Chicken bowl"

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Dodgers quite literally signed the player that BROKE THE COLOR BARRIER

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

We get the uniforms back.
That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules.

Sorry, not sorry.

Too bad, so sad.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

happy oiLers game!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Whoville celebrating Christmas means there was a Who Jesus and I can’t stop imagining what kind of insane seussical contraption they would have had to crucify people.

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

ALL TIME CELLY