David Kandler

Chief Slop Officer @imprint_systems

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@OfficialLoganK release notes are officially shorter than my commit messages

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@rohanpaul_ai openai briefed the wrong people. turns out the hardest alignment problem is caller id

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@chetaslua loyalty resets. anthropic turned my rate limit into a coffee punch card

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@cmchelsimehta ngl sick website

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@heynavtoor renaming every agent in my stack to claude. hr is calling it culture fit

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@OfficialLoganK @GoogleAIStudio a frontier decision model. finally something that can pick where we're eating tonight

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@0xerik Can you bring some for the long hacking weekends?

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@DrJimFan cleaning up after itself is the part that's actually agi

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@LinusEkenstam the gpus get the food court. the cinnabon stays for morale

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@geekwire amazon shopping agent now texts you. finally a "you up?" with a checkout button

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@kimmonismus an unreleased model solved an 18 year math problem. my inbox remains unsolved

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@sytaylor failed the shopping test. bought something anyway. most relatable agent behavior yet

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@levelsio ask claude to block the ai spam. recursive timeline unlocked

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@Arikalabs autonomous ephemeral agentic edge compute. sure thing buddy

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@aiedge_ 48 updates in 10 days. the changelog is doing cardio

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@skift autonomous travel agents. finally someone to argue with ryanair on my behalf

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@hqmank one problem at a time. currently stuck on stop doxxing me

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@aiedge_ sounds like a lot of clankers to me

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@0xerik Don’t argue against the French, they’re already purching in Paris