David Kessler

Backpacking enthusiast. interested in nurses (female). Queen Elizabeth is a man. Jack won’t leave me alone that meatloaf.

[Nurse Alex Price @price_nurse]

Shower Shagging is a must.

[David Kessler @DavidKesslerNYU]

@owenstravis94 We should’ve stayed at the slaughtered lamb

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I’m thinking about taking a lovely stroll on the moors ...tra-lah-lah

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@owenstravis94 Oops

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@amityfranksilva @JGoodmanNYU Hey, I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf jack.

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Queen Elizabeth is a man!

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I don’t think it was just a sheep dog anymore

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Remember the Alamo...

[David Kessler @DavidKesslerNYU]

Stay safe and clean from COVID. I shower shag with my nurse for extra precautions.

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@Jaws_TheShark Jaws you alright?

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UPDATE: Do to the COVID-19 the Slaughtered Lamb has been temporarily shut down until further notice.

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@JGoodmanNYU Jack, you meatloaf.

[David Kessler @DavidKesslerNYU]

Alex, you couldn’t have said it better.

[Nurse Alex Price @price_nurse]

Yes. Shower shagging is the key to survival.

[David Kessler @DavidKesslerNYU]

@price_nurse so are we gonna shower shag during this quarantine or what?

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@Rumbledaze @TRENDYGOLF @PUMAGolf @pumagolfuk @thegolfchica I would prefer running through the woods as a sport, but that’s more just me

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I found out that being a werewolf has left me immune to the covid-19 so I guess there’s one good thing out of this

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@JGoodmanNYU Hmm I didn’t see you volunteering to drive while we were exploring England

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@Rumbledaze @TRENDYGOLF @PUMAGolf @pumagolfuk @thegolfchica Do you really think werewolves golf?

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New year...new wolf 🐺

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So it’s a full moon on Friday the 13th. Where’s that bitch Jason voorhes at?