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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Arsenal defender Piero Hincapie set to miss remainder of season after suffering ankle break during warm down yesterday. Injury was inflicted after tackle from Zubimendi who is also now struggling with a knock. #AFC looking at free agents to cover

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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Mikel Merino out for rest of season with torn gluteus maximus. #AFC midfielder suffered injury to backside after #ESP Nations League win. Thought to of been caused by Martin Zubimendi giving him back shots in the changing room. Arsenal not happy.

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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Christos Tzolis set to miss remainder of season following injury during Greece match tonight. #AFC forward fell awkwardly on genital area after seeming to suffer hamstring injury. Needs scan but initial diagnosis not a positive one @TheAthleticFC

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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Southampton sack manager Tonda Eckert after they were informed he will be banned from football for 5 years following spy-gate scandal. Steven Gerrard set to take charge of #SaintsFC immediate effect, with Theo Walcott coming in as his assistant.

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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Senior Figures at Man City set to leave their roles. No exact names yet but thought to be a number of #MCFC executives + potential footballing staff aswell. Comes as staff are said to have been lied to and blindsided by the rules they breached.
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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

🚨EXCL: Southampton manager Tonda Eckert handed 2 year global ban from football after being caught spying on Middlesbrough before play-off semi final. Theo Walcott to take charge of Saints until his ban is over in late 2028. No appeal allowed #Soton
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[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

Exc: Arsenal set to activate emergency loan-back option for Leandro Trossard. #AFC put clause in Belgians deal to Besiktas in case they missed out on top targets - which is now set to be activated. Trossard more than happy to return for upcoming season.

https://t.co/vUUnBw7Y2t

[David Ornstein @DavidKirkstein]

Exc: Newcastle United close to hijacking Manchester City move for Cody Gakpo. Dutch intl had agreed terms with #MCFC but after talks with #NUFC today he is sold on the project. Medical set for later today and personal terms will not be an issue.

https://t.co/J4jCaeeaJh