David Macharelli

Life is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing. I am that idiot.

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@BrickCenter_ At least the broken won’t affect his shooting form.

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@Swiftsdatdude12 @VanLathan As soon as I saw the little head dodge, i knew that top knot kid was about to get a beating.

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@ZODIAC_MF @DA_WooGo A lot of my generation really internalized that “you need a certificate” mindset, as though starring in a major motion picture, and working a TV show with famed actor Patrick Stewart doesn’t count as “equivalent work experience” on the old CV.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Steven Seagal says Tom Cruise was one of the worst casting choices in The Last Samurai.

“They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.”

“I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. We got 450,000 phone calls from everybody in the world saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?”

“Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.”

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@JillFilipovic If Lizzo is to be believed, you can confirm it with a DNA test.

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@JasonKPargin I don’t plan on doing anything horrific, but think the good things anyone could do that are newsworthy are vanishingly small and outside my skill level.

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@VanLathan Go as long as you can. I had to stop when i kept getting annoying shoulder & elbow injuries.

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@jowrotethis Like 3 years ago, people were claiming he was “Dave-ing” as a replacement for Joe Biden.

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@KLVsays @VanLathan I was alive, and still had no idea where it from

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@KnicksMuse All tough, but they haven’t had any answers for the Pistons. Celtics w/o Tatum, Cavs if Tatum is back and effective.

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@ronmarz This dude orders at Dunkin’ and says “I just made coffee”.

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@JasonKPargin The second dose of the prep was dreadful. Every sip took more effort than the previous one.

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@RingerVerse @ringer Steve Targaryen, First of his name.

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@VanLathan Sometimes, I enjoy that more.

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@VanLathan Steph

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@ThatAgedWellPod that Mayonnaise frosting belongs in horror month.

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@TheCinesthetic Rufio alone should bring it above 50%.

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@VanLathan The ‘80s in a scene

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@VanLathan Seems like you understand perfectly. “We’re powerless to enact the things our voters want, but you owe us your vote because the Republicans can and will do whatever they want” has been a hell of an electoral strategy.

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@jowrotethis I wonder how it will play, given how much TV has changed since it aired?