david

aspiring ghost

[david @DavidMachineGun]

sorry i cant make it into work today i am fundamentally broken

[david @DavidMachineGun]

@junemarie hell yeah

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Becerra/Bass voters heading out to the polls

[david @DavidMachineGun]

@ettingermentum @TannenbergBltz Most voters voted for him for AG just a few years ago

[david @DavidMachineGun]

i love california so so much but jesus man every election is so disappointing

[david @DavidMachineGun]

i should've known better when i found out i was her literal first match on Hinge lol

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

nyc dating be like hey i really enjoyed our date 2 days ago but i’ve since met 9 other people i like more than you

[david @DavidMachineGun]

there's dill in my spring mix, i didn't realize that was allowed

[david @DavidMachineGun]

there's no way this isnt true 10 times over

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[ts 🌶️ @shxrmatanu]

first in my bloodline to be this unemployed.

[david @DavidMachineGun]

i might be addicted to weed but i am even more addicted to the grocery store

[david @DavidMachineGun]

@junemarie you say that but i don't think that has happened me even once yet

[david @DavidMachineGun]

@Patty_Skeet @DannyVegito Space Kissinger

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[david @DavidMachineGun]

i have nothing else

[✟ 𝔹𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻 ✟🕳️🪐 @say_hey_to_bles]

Stoners will smoke a joint in the car to prepare for a hike thru the woods so they can smoke a joint in the woods just to go back home to smoke a joint.

[david @DavidMachineGun]

everything that i need to live costs so much money i don't know how everyone does it

[david @DavidMachineGun]

why do conservatives keep trying to kill the president

[david @DavidMachineGun]

one thing the pitt gets right is how you slowly lose your mind the longer you are at work

[david @DavidMachineGun]

its 420 and all i want to do is drink alcohol what's going on

[david @DavidMachineGun]

i do think there's a lot in common with greek tragedies and my entire dating history

[david @DavidMachineGun]

they should lower the social security age to 35