David A Marcillo

I teach kids English. I complain about capitalism. Marlins and Chargers fan for some reason. Weekly bullpen article on Substack (check pin) he/him
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[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

HEY I'M DOING THINGS ON SUBSTACK NOW.

https://t.co/00u6NPzWVv

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@rggresham_AK X drew a walk earlier. Morel has a strikeout, a roller to the shortstop, and a groundout to the pitcher. Dude hasn't even gotten a ball past the infield dirt.

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Every Marlins batter has reached base already in today's game except for exactly the guy you know hasn't.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@CDeNicola13 Any reason why he couldn't DH? I know it's important to have Morel in the lineup to watch fastballs but Mack at DH and Hicks behind the plate could have worked.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@DM__MIA When you have a guy like Christopher Morel on the team, you HAVE to find ways to get his bat in the lineup so he can keep it on his shoulder while fastballs zip right by him.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@Green_N_Gold18 @SteveRu59401668 @addeo_louis00 no, I am not the official scorer, I'm just trying to figure out why Fairbanks got credited for the win

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@SteveRu59401668 @addeo_louis00 I'm with you, he still should be the pitcher of record. The ineffective thing was just a thought on why he might not have been.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@SteveRu59401668 @addeo_louis00 Got two outs, but allowed two base runners and 3 runs. The 3 runs don't go on his line, but he's the one who allowed them to score. That's pretty ineffective I think.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@SteveRu59401668 @addeo_louis00 Allowed all three inherited runners to score.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

A full list of reasons why Spencer Pratt did not make it to the top two:

He got the third most votes.

It's really not that complicated if you can think instead of just regurgitating what your local digital neighborhood moron wrote earlier in the day.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@hjaypo @LakersCanes305 Ugh. Unfortunately not surprised.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@LakersCanes305 It's been like 10 years since I've been there so I'm not sure if I can recommend it, but it was awesome then. Only place in Miami that can compete with the sushi I get in LA now.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

This must go so hard if you have a single brain cell. It takes two seconds of thought to understand the truth.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Spencer Pratt is likely going to be overtaken by far left Nithya Raman today. This graph shows the count on Election Day through last night.

Nithya did this by suddenly winning 1st in every new ballot drop.

North Korean "elections" have more self respect. Even they’d find it absurd for 3rd to suddenly jump to 1st place in every ballot drop DAYS after an election. It’s just ludicrous.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

This week's Closer Report is here! Come read about how I almost caught a pop up using just my face, and also read about this week's recommended bullpen moves:

https://t.co/WSyDiz0Ms1

#FantasyBaseball

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@rggresham_AK Oh man, I'd never heard of him but wow that's an all time name.

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

Quilvio Veras

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Age yourself….

Name the second basemen from your favorite MLB team growing up.

I’ll start: Chuck Knoblauch

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

This week's Closer Report is here! Come read about how I almost caught a pop up using just my face, and also read about this week's recommended bullpen moves:

https://t.co/WSyDiz0Ms1

#FantasyBaseball

[David A Marcillo @DavidMarcillo77]

@vigneshr4m Funeral Diner mentioned