David Methner

Clarinet, sax // @TheEISTrio // @BUArts grad // Mac-Groveland-ophile // "a reasonably serious clarinetist" -- Andy Simon, HKPhil

[David Methner @DavidMethner]

Siri show me the internal battle inside my brain via a DC Comics meme

#Clarinet

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@dgdynasties I can't sense it, but to a seasoned Massachusetts-ite . . . 😅

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Our eldest kid, back home after 4 yrs at Mt Holyoke -- You know, I really miss Dunkin
Me -- We've got Dunkin here now
Kid, quiet & wistful -- It's not the same

[Christopher Robbins @ChristRobbins]

For @Curbed I took a stroll around Hoboken to figure out how they've managed to avoid a single traffic fatality in four years

https://t.co/Ya0t1cxqL0

[David Methner @DavidMethner]

Youth 0-36
Middle Age 37-72
Old Age 73-108

This is science, and the science behind it is:
In 2nd grade during the US Bicentennial I decided to live to see the Tricentennial. I'll be 108 in 2076, and hey, 108 is divisible by 3. It can't be a coincidence.

[My Annoying Opinions @WhiskyOpinions]

As I pondered the latest manifestations of my advancing decrepitude this morning I wondered: at 52 am I still middle-aged or already old? I know what my students would say (anything/anyone over 30 is old).

Let's do this in two parts.

1. When would you say middle age begins?

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Food was good tho'

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To those of you at NE Social last night who saw the sleepy guy in a black Cadillac w/a comically large loose hand-rolled cigar of some kind crawl at 7 miles an hour up the street, through the stop sign, and blam into the parked Suburu 5 ft from our tables:
That was crazy, right?

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@michaelloonan Right? Like, go have a great time I GUESS. I'll just sit here at home feeling blechy. 😅

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A friend in town for a wedding was going to stay w/me. I got Covid, so she got a hotel. I felt badly.
Then, all wknd, I've been getting amazing pics of her around town on the free bike (!) from her hotel: Lk Harriet Bandshell; Betty & Earl's Biscuits; Walker Giant Blue Chicken.

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The Twin Cities: So Amazing, You Don't Need Your Friend

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I'm, like, wounded and also proud?

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@dgdynasties 🤣

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Flashbacks to "Forward March Hare" (C. Jones, '53) where Bugs -- mistakenly drafted into the Army -- is asked to clean and dress chickens for dinner.

[Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @DearDara]

I have been alerted to the existence of pet chicken diapers with bow-ties, and I'd just like you to join me in a group meditation, just let your mind expand around the concept of people buying bow ties for their chickens,

https://t.co/hTyc9bnfZC

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@WhiskyOpinions Man, 90's and early 00's Food Network was *instructional*! I learned so much, and from real pros. Then they switched to "Semi-Homemade" and all that and pfffft.

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So, so great to be here at ⁦@mtholyoke⁩ for our eldest’s graduation. My first Laurel Parade! [sniff!]
#MHC2022 #ClassOf2022

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Please forward my mail.

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Just heard @Old97s followed by Deee-Lite in the local @ChuckandDons. Think I have to move in there now.

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@bjh1969 Oh yes! When I was at @vocalessencemn we did a lot of Bolcom. And my trio @TheEISTrio does a rag of his in our "The Jazz Effect" show.

And your boy Declan likes him too! How about that.

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@DanMarStP *I* think it's reminiscent 🤷‍♂️

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