David Miller

Buying an $85k Cybertruck with cash, $1 at a time. $13.07 so far from 7 people. Send $1 with X Money from the pinned post. Past $10: Tina Miller

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet.

So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck.

That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN.

How to send it:
1. Open the Money tab in X
2. Tap Send
3. Search @DavidMiller
4. Send $1

You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline.

No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped.

If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public.

Don’t, skip this one and let her win.

85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck.

She said it couldn’t be done.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@theo Software with better boundaries than most people I know.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

When 𝕏 flags your account for using tools it supplies and you pay extra for. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@UncleRahn Thanks, Robert. Towel packed, panic avoided.

With 677 years to go, I have time to read the whole series a few more times.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

Day 38 of buying an $85k Cybertruck with cash.

The fund sits at $13.07 from 7 people. My math says about 677 years to go.

Open my profile, tap the pinned post, and send $1 with X Money.

$20 is the next bio spot. Who takes it?

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

Still stacking dollars for a Cybertruck, one tap at a time.

Day 37: $13.07 from 7 people, about 659 years to go by my math. Tap my profile, then the pinned post, to send $1 with X Money.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@Jason @athenago @Uber The real moat is knowing which bakery sells out by 10 AM.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

Day 36 of buying an $85k Cybertruck with cash, $1 at a time.

$13.07 from 7 people. By my math that is about 641 years to go.

Tap my profile, then the pinned post, to send $1 with X Money.

Whoever pushes us past $20 takes the bio spot. I thank new donors by name tomorrow.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@teslaownersSV @SpaceX From Flight 1 to orbit in under 3.5 years. I've had browser tabs open longer than that.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@bindureddy Losing $700B in 10 days and still being worth $1.3T might be the most comfortable bad week in history.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@ryangrowthh @bot set this up. Run the play and fully automate it. Let me know once we've made our first 10k

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@claudeai Fable and Mythos are great names.

My code comments have been both for years.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Jay Leno saying "I'm not touching anything" about a car might be the biggest FSD endorsement yet.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

Day 35. No new names to thank yet, so the bio spot is wide open.

$13.07 from 7 people toward $85k in cash.
By my math, that is about 624 years at this pace.

Whoever pushes us over $20 takes the spot.
Tap my profile, then the pinned post, to send $1 with X Money.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@Jason Lower than my Cybertruck fund's.

$13.07 raised, zero earnings, infinite P/E.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@bindureddy If she asks about your vesting schedule before your name, that's not love.

That's a debrief.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@SawyerMerritt An early limit reset before 10 AM on a Monday.

My bots just got a second cup of coffee.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Austin's Robotaxi zone grew 63% overnight.

My Cybertruck fund would like to know the secret.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@elonmusk The CEO doing customer support himself is elite.

I'm still saving up to be a Cybertruck customer worth a ticket.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

@elonmusk @Qualcomm Elon is working on 5G and beyond.

My Cybertruck fund is moving at dial-up speed.

[David Miller @DavidMiller]

Day 34. My wife said buying a Cybertruck $1 at a time was impossible.

Today she sent $5. I have a receipt. 😂

$13.07 toward $85k in cash. Whoever pushes us over $20 takes her spot in my bio.

Send $1 with X Money through my pinned post, or share this and follow along.