David Moses

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[David Moses @DavidMoses5342]

@LePapillonBlu2 Dude should be scoring some toot from Junior

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@aestheticsguyy Fort Lauderdale, yesterday

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@Acyn I saw it. It’s a giant a dick up uncle Sam’s ass.

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@JoJoFromJerz epistimiccrisis, rather

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@JoJoFromJerz epistimicrisis on Insta and all your questions will be answered

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@mmpadellan Next thing he’ll do is fill it in and paint it flag blue

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@Rainmaker1973 When my kids were small, we did snap rolls and inside loops. Each kid had his particular favorite and we alternated them for about a half hour each session.

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@awkwardgoogle Seems to me 100 million flights would have been appropriate

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@MarcoFoster_ @GretaThunberg Greta, make a giant size reproduction of the airline ticket to the Hague. Call a press conference and hold it up.

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@MysterySolvents @smc429 A dirk up the keister

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@GavinNewsom We have the greatest governor

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@MysterySolvents Please tell me he didn’t wake up

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@Rainmaker1973 Are you thinking about franchising?

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@Agrieconom Oh, did you want it to be balanced?

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@BrianRoemmele Yes, and my knees are still implanted in my mouth

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@GavinNewsom If there’s one characteristic every American shares, it’s the pursuit of money. Let a talented individual start successful companies and the Democrats paint him as a demon. I would switch my affiliation to Republican if they didn’t have so many outright criminals holding office.

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@amandacarpenter Shut up with your big mouth

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@PeterDiamandis @drterrysimpson I’m gonna need 10 K monthly.

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@Acyn His mother said he was a very special dunce.

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@Rainmaker1973 The guy is riding a bicycle. If he had been riding a bicycle when I rode my motorcycle, I would’ve run over him because I never went below 120 miles an hour.