David Moyest

In the process of finalising a deal to bring Felli to Sunderland. Parody.

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Don't worry guys, Jesus. We've put Defoe on a special plan where there's no chance of him getting injured. With me as manager we are safe.

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Very pleased with the squad I have here at Sunderland. Think of adding Steven Pienaar into our midfield with Lee Cattermole & Jack Rodwell.

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Jees, only realised this morning Tony Hibbert's a free agent. Gave him a call & of course paps out waiting for me.

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We can give you number 9 at Sunderland if you'd like @AnthonyMartial? Give me a call!

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Check your phone @Fellaini! Urgent.