Fred Trumps ear...

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Was never formally a blue tick

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'

Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements

https://t.co/6gzPRtsHSD

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@straczynski With your excellent reputation as a 'teller of tales', this Brit would wholeheartedly be behind you

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@TheCinesthetic Still listening to the soundtrack on Spotify. Some excellent original tunes and their version of Money is spot on

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@adamjkucharski @skytv As the TV deal is basically a hire-purchase agreement, it would fall under the remit of the FCA and their Vulnerable Customer rules.

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@BladeoftheS

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@floboflo

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@therichwalters

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@barkerhow1205 @BenThompsonTV Exactly the 'Dad joke' that came to mind as well. Closely followed by "What's brown and sticky?"

I have faith in everybody that I don't need to post the punchline :)

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@FolkestonianEye Heading to an airfield in Finland, right next door to St Petersburg (as the F-15 flies).
By coincidence, one flew back and parked up in RAF Lakenheath right after they arrived.

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@DollyHPN The summer Solstice sunrise, up at the Warren, was worth the early start this morning 😀

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

A bit of Summer Solstice drone and time-lapse footage of the back of my head
#HoverAir
#Folkestone
#solstice2025

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@holteend30 @reformexposed Nigel likes meeting special people

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@BBCNews NO! Reform isn't the story, Labour taking an SNP seat is all that happened.

Meanwhile look into this...

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@BladeoftheS

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

Trying out a little something at @Picfair , here's hoping for some uptake

https://t.co/UuTe78nPD6

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@BBCNews It came n-n-n-nineteenth, and none of them received a heroes welcome...

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Reform begin conclave to elect council leader.

[Fred Trumps ear... @DavidN_Edwards]

@PhilMyers53 That long? You optimist

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@timetoshine1234 It's been two days now, and the potholes are all still here across Kent too. Time for another election to find someone who will fix these issues