David Niland

If anyone has a red lightsaber spoon found in cereal boxes please DM me

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

The stock market did not treat me well today so for dinner I’m having ice soup

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

Black Monday is coming. My advice: take all your money out of the stock market and put it on Nick Castellanos any time HR

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

@NFL @Giants @StreamOnMax “Alright fellas I don remember what coach said so we running four verticals and I’m hitting whichever one of y’all is R1 for a RAC catch”

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

An English vs. Spanish Euro final is now very possible. Meaning we might experience a match where no player moves for a full 90 minutes…

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 After not getting drafted, Bronny went home last night and hit ranked diamond one on siege. #iykyk

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

Lukaku today:

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@BoozeBlogsChuck Can you also ask her to make a Sam Bennett voodoo doll?

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

@KeepBettingCo A legendary round of golf coming from Scottie today

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

He’s literally me.

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

@GolfDigest We all know what she was actually trying to do…

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

Stanton might be slower than Danny burgers…

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

@CrispyWrestlin This is so sick

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

An earthquake in New York on April 5th:

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

@NBCSportsSoccer @peacock This is the type of innovation the premier league needs. Give that man a puskas

[David 🏒 @DaveyUpper]

Puck drops, and it's a line brawl 5 vs 5 fight. The Main Event, Matt Rempe vs Kurtis MacDermid. Full fight plus Coaches yelling at each other. #NYR

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Oh my god the Mets have a driving crooner cam

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

Honorary veteran at Mets opening day. Baseball is so back

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

Can someone please try to explain the difference to me between Gotham and Oakland?

[David Niland @DavidNiland2]

When a player gets traded from a National league team to an American league team and vice versa is like when a WWE superstar switches from Raw to Smackdown... It’s a big fucking deal.