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[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

@tutututuulip And of course, all you have to do to deserve such a man is to just *exist* because posessing female parts apparently makes you special.

Bunch of awful, mediocre, self-immersed, boring people who have never been told that you actually need to work to get whatever it is you want.

[Simply me @DavidOhio11]

@mc_lively_ Na feminist go ragebait you next for this thing you talk.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s no financial hack to surviving Nigeria. You can budget, save, invest, and cut expenses all you want, but you cannot outsmart a system that keeps making the basic cost of living more expensive.

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

If you cannot connect religious brainwashing to political docility, You really have no business complaining about politics.

[Auggie The Serenading Psychic (🚰❤️‍🔥♣️) @CryptoMuse01]

If Solomon Buchi were Fulani, he would be saying this exact same thing in defense of Islam.

I hope you realize that at the end of the day, the god of the winner becomes the default standard of "civilization," while the god of the loser is demonized, erased, and branded as "dirty," "pagan," or "primitive."

Christians do it too.

But when they do, it's called Water Baptism — not a ritual.

When they eat the flesh and drink the blood of Jesus, it's literally called HOLY COMMUNION — it’s definitely not a ritual.

And when they are poor or suffering, it is never their god that is "dirty"; instead, it is packaged as a "trial of their faith."

They can afford this narrative because they already won the battle that matters with guns and swords.

When violence settles the debate, pontification becomes evangelism.

[Taro🌺 @Tarostarrr]

Alcohol does NOT taste like juice YOU GUYS ARE ALCOHOLICS

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

I actually block people than I tweet or scroll lately.

Kini kan kini kan Tinubu, blocked.
Tribal kini kan kini kan, blocked.
Peter Obi cannot kini kan, blocked.

I refuse to be ragebaited by idiots.

[David Umoke @Naughti_awol]

Fun fact:

I came to know Serah Ibrahim because of Peter Obi.

I came to know Ndi Kato because of Peter Obi.

I hated Aisha Yesufu’s guts because of BBOG but warmed up to her cuz of Peter Obi.

I came to know Valentine Ozigbo because of Peter Obi.

I came to know Nana Kazaure because of Peter Obi.

I came to know Isaac Balami because of Peter Obi.

I came to know Okoro (the one married to a Benin goddess) because of Peter Obi

I came to know Jack The Destroyer because of Peter Obi.

In essence, everyone of importance around Peter Obi today or in the past is completely dispensable and Obi’s popularity will not drop even -0.00000001%.

So, tell all the riffraffs that used to be around Obi but have decided to go rogue that Obi will be fine and better without them.

And if you are currently around Obi but you are already feeling too important, I want you to know that Obi will be fine if you walked away today.

The Obidient Movement is bigger than anybody.

[Sam Adeyemi @sam_adeyemi]

The quality of a country cannot be better than the quality of the citizens building it. This is not rocket science. Demand high quality public education for the average child. Like we say in Nigeria, “E get why”. May our tomorrow not be same or even worse than today.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

at the end of the day, i hope you aren’t making a fool of yourself by being too understanding..

people know exactly what they are doing.

[GREAT @sir_great07]

Rewatching Game of Thrones is realizing that Lord Varys is a real friend, hero and the true protector of the realm.

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Pan africanists una.

[Fola @Folarin_AA]

Next year, it’ll rain again and flood will damage properties, but people will still be asking for a governor fluent in Yoruba, not the one that can tackle the flood issues with practical solutions. You will enjoy living with your parents at 45 and spending three hours in traffic.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

1st strategy rel!gion uses in turning you into a bra!nless id!ot..

They sell it to you that ‘nothing is ordinary’

Talmbou ‘everything happens in the sp!ritual realm first before it happens in the physical’

Then you stop using your common sense to analyze things critically

After that, they hit you with..

“The carnal mind can’t understand the things of the spirit” lmao

Borderline bullsh!t.

[Simply me @DavidOhio11]

@oluwagbemigaptr I'm interested.

[Peter O. @oluwagbemigaptr]

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[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.

[Ọládépò Victor || Webvyx @OladepoVictor4]

Over the years, religion has perfected one dangerous skill

making people emotionally comfortable inside a failed system.

[Ofure @Thirty9shades]

Please get addicted to believing you will get a better job.

[Simply me @DavidOhio11]

Suicidal empathy ‼️

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"Government will reopen the UK resettlement route in partnership with the United Nations," Shabana Mahmood says

Around a quarter of arrivals will be Afghan women and girls, and Palestinians "who have fled the horrors of Gaza", the home secretary adds

https://t.co/uhvySqmMab