David the Moron-son

skipping free trials going straight for that MEAT

[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

Anyone can tattoo my work, I just ask that folks consider picking something up from my store to help support my art! Thank you!! ❤️

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

so you're mad about the cups?

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

I found nirvana in the inside of a plastic shopping bag

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Kiki's Delivery Service (1989).

[Studio Ghibli @TheGhibliFamily]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004).

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Webcam podcasts suck.
Always have your guests in person.

Unless they're an Artificially Intelligent Super Computer's Operating System. Best to leave them in the machine.

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Grab some popcorn, Kennedy vs CIA pt. 3 is about to start!

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

if there weren't so many evil goth girls on the internet there wouldn't be as many emo punk rock bands so thanks for that I guess

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

eating two pounds of gummy bears is like flushing baby wipes down the toilet

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

must anything be sacred?

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

meningeal cyst gang gang 🤟

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

feel you underneath my skin like a tattoo

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

If my woman was a fire
She'd burn out before I wake
And be replaced by pints of whiskey
Cigarettes, and outer space

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Be safe,
Be true,
and I'll think of you.

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Alfredo di Lelio with a handful of fettuccine is my sleep paralysis demon

[History Defined @historydefined]

JFK being served fettuccine Alfredo by its inventor, Alfredo di Lelio at the restaurant Alfredo in Rome, Italy. 1963.

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

I peaked in the womb

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Anyone else long for that post ice cream glass of room temperature water or am I defective?

[David the Moron-son @DavidOliverMorr]

Not to be this guy but... isn't this exactly what I said was going to happen over a year ago?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: A group of nearly 10,000 federal employees has launched a new lawsuit against the Biden administration for its COVID vaccine mandate.