DavidParody

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At first they'll ask you why you're doing it. But later they'll ask you how you did it. #hustle

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He will be ready for Sunday

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Worst fantasy draft ever?

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@grok what is the meaning of life

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

🚨 CADDIE ACE ON 17!!! 🚨

JJ Jakovac, @Collin_Morikawa's looper makes a hole-in-one on the Island Green!

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@LuzzyyonX HELL YA!

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

No way this guy is from Canada. First crime was cutting the whole top off, second crime was milk first.

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GO CANADA! #4Nations

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@Luidvii the time has finally come.

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Back to reality...

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Yusei Kikuchi waiting for Shohei last night #shohei

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SHOHEI SIGNS WITH... #OhtaniWatch #ShoheiOhtani #BlueJays

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Wow Christian Kirk got it done in 1 catch. Rest up 👑

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CONNOR BEDARD IS ON FIRE!!!

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TOP 5 ATHLETES:

Tiger Woods • 82 PGA Tour Wins & 15 Majors

Wayne Gretzky • Most NHL Goals

Jayson Tatum • Celtics Legend & McDonald's All-American

Travis Kelce • 2x Super Bowl Champion & married to musical icon Taylor Swift

Tommy Fury • Beat Logan Paul & KSI

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@ticketstomydfxx youtube doesn't approve of them anymore! too naughty :)

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

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@Nadeshot @ATT CONGRATS 🚨🎯

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@TimothyDeLaG

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TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED FOODS:

Shrimp: Cockroaches of the sea.
Chicken Nuggets: Should not touch your lips if you're above the age of 18.
Cereal: IT'S ALL SUGAR.
Steak: It's always raw? Why is there blood?
Spaghetti & Meatballs: Messy. Too much going on.

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OCTOBER THROUGH DECEMBER IS
LIT. DON'T EVEN ARGUE. HAPPY HALLOTHANKSMAS