David Portnoy

I own Barstool Sports

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@jeremy_wamer still waiting Jeremy

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@stoolpresidente Fake news

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@modern_rock @VigilantFox

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@Matt_Pinner its from Lil Uzi Eternal Atake 2

[Mr. Fred @costaricanpizza]

This week in racism

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@JBobMcBoatFace @Acyn Fuck off dude.

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Miami Music Week

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I slept with @elonmusk last night.

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I imagine you’re retarded as well

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Presidents Trump and Musk are already working hard to bring down the cost of stocks to a level where average Americans can afford them again. I imagine groceries will not be far behind.

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Kanye fucking sucks

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Elon Musk sucks so much balls

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The National Anthem is so mid #EaglesvsCommanders

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Now that you’re single. Briana, wanna date? Wanna put my drumstick in your ChickenFry

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NYC Subway Comedy

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Hey @stoolpresidente. Ready to battle?

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I wanna smoke crack and listen to J Balvin. Hunter Biden style

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Im gonna make love to @seanfeucht’s wife…again

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@seanfeucht Hey Sean. Care to comment why you banged my wife?

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Pray for Jerry

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When is @seanfeucht gonna just admit that our kiss last night was more than just a kiss?