David but which one?

all views stolen from a big legend

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really funny that the head of twitter is obsessed with the letter x when absolutely no one wants to give him a kiss x

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@gauravsabnis "This is embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourself" - written on the front of a mock GCSE maths paper by my teacher. I was in the bottom set for maths and the mark that prompted this harsh comment? 72%

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How come no one has ever looked bitchier than medieval Virgin Mary and John the Evangelist?

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@RMcElhenney Honestly...you'd sell out Wembley arena

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@AlexanderFoxEtc Must've been a disappointing surprise after your imperiously butch improv career

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@seanrleahy 🙃

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Just got to the bit in Elf where Bruce Willis is in the air ducts, love a classic christmas movie

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If God really is a DJ he's about to get schooled

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Long live Maxi Jazz, one of the greatest, most underrated British rappers on all time. Smash on this whole album for a serious xmas treat - not a dud track on it. RIP

https://t.co/y91JB9sONU

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@DaisyBard Runs in the family, couldn't care less.

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Bono seems to have the edge here #ESPMAR

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@DaisyBard Some lucky bastard's presumably got the connery suite

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not a lot of people can bring something this wonderful to a song etta pretty much nailed first time - RIP christine mcvie https://t.co/aCTP8WdkQY

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@seanrleahy @ballstothis Assuming both were disappointing and flat

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@3wishAlsada Not for this guy

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very cool the qatar world cup is promoting mental health by encouraging players to wear their feelings on their shirts

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Give Elon R Musk a break, his name's an anagram of Loner Skum and that can't be easy

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@BB996688 If you lose the black pudding you lose the soul of this breakfast. Lose the tomatoes, they're usually bang average

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Children conceived during the official period of mourning will be known as queueoomers #TheQueue

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Royal family, take notes