David R. Carroll

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@eliistender10

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@Cmdr_Hadfield True, but the ISS does have a mice problem:
https://t.co/qLSC73iPib

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@RuthSummie Gnocchi.

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@bestofStarTrek Deanna Troi was OK but Marina Sirtis playing Marina Sirtis? That's entertainment!
https://t.co/FzFKUhm64x

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@deAdder Because the Moroun family, owners of the Ambassador bridge, filled a certain idiot's head with lies:
https://t.co/dWOrAjVik3

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@SteveWarneMedia What's worse is nobody checks me for a senior discount.

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@fr4ckerjack @kelly_ques My local theatre has played it every month for years:
https://t.co/29UKMO1Kys

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@kelly_ques Bathroom. Everything else is a nice to have.

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@MikeCrow164334 @xAviation But airplanes can fly. Cars can't. Ergo planes must be lighter than cars.
How fast is she spinning now?

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@FVonfirstenberg @xAviation But airplanes can fly. Cars can't. Ergo planes must be lighter than cars.

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@SceneinCinema They even got the math wrong. It's 1,092 thousand times faster.

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@kryzazzy Janice X 5 ❤️

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@Nikadiemus @theleslieneeson That's such a good scene.

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@makelowinko @theleslieneeson The writers. The same people who think diverting all power to something will save the day, pyrotechnics go off when the ship is attacked, and giant beams fall from the ceiling crushing people.

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@deloisivete My mom had around 8 dinner recipes and just cycled through them over and over.

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@JamesSheph96979 While you are virtue signalling while packing a landfill with disposable masks, I will be relying on my regular Covid vaccine shots.
BTW during lockdown, I used reusable masks.

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@oldcanadaseries Not a baseball cap or T-Shirt in sight.

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@Cmdr_Hadfield Did it smell as bad as the ISS? 🦨

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A bumper crop of Canada Goslings this season:🇨🇦🪿

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@TJ_Cooney This but in green and purple:
https://t.co/AiQEwwaeQv