jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Travis scott, Kdot, Messi❤️

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@vhic_tore What about the weeknd and gnabry

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nah it was just Paraguy 😂😂

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

My professor 🫡

[DECAGON @D3cagon]

“Please avoid Masturbation” LOL!!!

I am a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of rigorous self-experimentation (commenced at age 11, therefore rendering all counter-arguments Null and Void). I speak with unmatched authority.

You mentioned a lot of complications that you believe happen to men because of masturbation, but some of those claims are simply not true.

Get your facts right before trying to sound like a genius or a professor in a field you know absolutely nothing about.

Masturbation is the peak male experience. Masturbation is the highest level of self-love. Masturbation is appreciating your body and your mind’s creativity.

Masturbation is connecting with pleasure in an ethereal, almost otherworldly manner.

• Masturbation doesn’t stop you from making money.

• Masturbation doesn’t automatically cause weak erections.

• Masturbation doesn’t make you have low self-esteem.

• Masturbation cannot single-handedly ruin your life.

There are two types of masturbation:

1. Imaginary Visualization Masturbation (IVM)
2. Reality Engaging Masturbation (REM)

Reality Engaging Masturbation (REM):

This is the type of masturbation I believe the young man in the quoted post is referring to.

I support masturbation, but not the version that involves depending heavily on external stimulation like porn, hentai, or constantly looking at people. That can affect the way the brain responds to pleasure.

Imaginary Visualization Masturbation (IVM):

This is the type of masturbation I practice. This is the type I believe every human should understand.

IVM is when you close your eyes, use your imagination, create fantasies inside your mind, and experience pleasure through the power of your own thoughts.

It is the merging of imagination, the mind, and physical experience.

With IVM, the mind becomes limitless. You can travel beyond your environment, explore ideas, and experience the creativity of your own brain.

You need to learn how to utilize your mind. You need to learn creativity. You need to learn imagination.

You can lie down in your room and mentally travel anywhere.

This isn’t just about masturbation.

This is freedom. This is an experience that is difficult to explain till you experience it.

CONCLUSION:

Don’t let people who have never explored their own minds convince you to fear something they don’t fully understand.

I’m living my life, I’m happy, I have a beautiful wife, two small babies, I’m physically fit, and I believe I’m living one of the best lives I could ask for.

And yes, I masturbate.

A lot of these claims people spread are exaggerated myths, and personal experiences differ.

But my theories are backed up with so many years of Self experimentation.

9 years of research.
9 years of grinding my meat for you people.

Masturbate Today Please.

—DECAGON

BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM)

Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics

Specialization: Quantitative Nut Analytics & Advanced Hand-to-Gland Dynamics

[Raique #Galibã @RaiqueTavares]

Acho que a sensação que eu vou ter ao ver ele chorando após a eliminação de Portugal vai ser parecida com o que um junkie da Philadelphia sente quando ingere fentanyl

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@Lasisima1jr_ @LaNRaY_SHeeRan Alhaji yusuffuuu ahhhh

[Life🇦🇷🦅 @lifeofaboy001]

E no get wetin I no fit give Messi

I love am die!

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

A vision that changed the game. An impact that transcends it ⭐️

Congratulations to Sir David Beckham on receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘́𝗦 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜 𝗖𝗨𝗖𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗜.

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@Tega___boy Wetin be church work then?

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@_Tetsuxyz Figo

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@oloyeyrn We understand ❤️

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

we going to war.🇦🇷

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@LFCPRAISE Use long ball counter if you’re not using it already, don’t be playing division games on final week of the phase too

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

With you all the way 🩷

Good luck, Dayne, Leo and Rodrigo!

[Ernest Coleman @cole__xy]

Cocaine 1-0 HIV

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@gremlin3ee You no get plans to wake up again

[jóe sòppî🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @DavidRothenbur1]

@kayzed_model Raft is better, you don’t have to worry about sinking for a long time

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

CR7 Days from Retirement vs Nigeria:

BCM Hat Trick
Most Minutes on Pitch
No Shots Saved (0 SOT)

EVITABLE. 🐐🐐🐐

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work….

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

that’s all i need to hear.