David Stolberg

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Nobody ever says, “I always say always.”

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i don't know who to vote for tomorrow. i'm gonna watch cnn to see if i can find out who's running for president.

#Blissful_Ignorance

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@alexcanter i wish I were cool enough to understand your tweet. i'm such a loser.

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@brettstolberg i thought it was the other way around. now i'm confused.

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what if there was a sport on tv where all we do is watch the fans in the stands.

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@MissRable why not?

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minute.

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life would be more dramatic if our nose hair grew one-inch per day. that's what i think right now. not sure why.

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@alexcanter red

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@alexcanter you wanna be a tall ugly Jew? Trust me. It's not that fun.

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@alexcanter @azizansari @brettstolberg yay yay!!! !!!

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the pope and the president make doodies just like me.

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if i fart at a gas station, should i get a discount?