David Thomspon

Guitarist in Soundsmith by day, Security Guard at night, WOO!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Rough.

[Did You Know? @HolisticFacts]

Walt Jr. never encountered Jessie in all 62 episodes of Breaking Bad.

[David Thomspon @DavidThomspon]

That's going to be my excuse from now on. https://t.co/sJwPPNuSdG

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies have suggested that gifted people often have bad handwriting because their brains are working faster than their hands.

[David Thomspon @DavidThomspon]

I think I'm going to start putting my Twitter to good use by challenging celebrities to fights, and seeing if I get any responses. #fight

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The FDA claims that are “no Federal standards that govern the use" of the term "hypoallergenic"—all cosmetics can cause allergies.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Congratulations, you found me.

Here is your prize.

It is me.

Wait, don't go!

You forgot your prize.

[Chloe Elizabeth @xfiles_babe]

A shout out to those of us who have only a pillow to spoon. #foreveralone

[David Thomspon @DavidThomspon]

Just remembered I had a twitter account.
#whoops #hi #turndownforwhom

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

30% of Republican primary voters in the U.S. say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the fictional country from "Aladdin."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

ISIS members believe that they will go directly to hell if they are killed by a woman, so they are terrified of female soldiers.

[Did You Know? @HolisticFacts]

Cats decided to live with humans on their own and domesticated themselves.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

It would cost about $1,500 to make a sandwich entirely from scratch, including growing the vegetables, killing the chicken, and so on.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The man who ordered the grounding of all aircrafts in the U.S. on 9/11 was at his first day on the job.