Dav

I made George Ezra laugh once. @sheffieldunited @malloryknoxband

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@SekouMaraLover @cat_ladyx Gus Hamer probably my guess

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@C0SMICW0NDER

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

Had the wildest of days today

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says that his non-alcoholic beer brand BERO will release a shandy-style drinks range in honor of Zendaya.

“Zendaya, bless her, has never been a drinker, so she’s never drank beer. She didn’t love the beers we have on sale. The idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy.”

(Source: https://t.co/IwKZIfNBpb)

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@C0SMICW0NDER

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@C0SMICW0NDER

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@MalkyFrench @Sam_Hendry14 £750k seems more than a fair offer, but I’m not a York city fan and don’t know much about the player in question so can’t comment, but yeah they have just been promoted to League 2 so will likely want to fetch as much as possible to re-invest

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@MalkyFrench @Sam_Hendry14 I’m pretty sure the record non league fee is £1m for Jamie Vardy (unless it’s been beaten since as that was a few years ago now)

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@C0SMICW0NDER I couldn’t have done it without you 🥹❤️

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

1 month sober today 😄

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections

[Ben @BL98MFC]

There’s a farting pandemic in the football stands. I can’t remember the last time I went to a game without someone near me letting off the most atrocious wind. Please can it stop😭

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

My existence for this last week has just been curled up in bed trying not to throw up, 10/10 would recommend 🙌

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@dnjmsprry Great effort, I’m 2 weeks sober as of yesterday, so still a long way to go, but feel much better already for it 😄

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@dnjmsprry The fact he’s Brazilian too hahahaha

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

Because I’m a literal child, I’m doing a career mode on FC 26 just buying players with fun names. So far I have:

Alex Arce
Ben Bender
David Bumberger
Wang Gang
Tim Weiner
Sam Tickle
Rick

Any suggestions for next season?

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@dnjmsprry 😆😆

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@dnjmsprry Tbf, fightstar are incredibly underrated

[Dav @DavidTweets96]

@dnjmsprry 😆