David Sweet

Tweets for former TENACITY students.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Woooow Acela trains now go 10 mph faster? What brilliant mind at @Amtrak conceived such a marvel of engineering? Another huuuge win for high speed rail in the states

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Still waiting

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Can Christian Bale portray Mike Pence already? You know we’re all waiting for it.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

@Amtrak can I smoke on NE Regional 176 pretty pretty please just this one time?

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

To all the pop artist today covering Tracy Chapman or Stevie Nicks songs, back of the line.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

@eatingcontest You guys killed a beautiful American tradition and if there weren’t a much better contest this Labor Day I’d never forgive you

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Chestnut vs Kobayashi is the Ali vs Frazier of our generation.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

@eatingcontest how is @ImpossibleFoods a rival of @originalnathans ?? Something smells fishy and it’s not the Coney Island pier… #FreeJoey

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Whoops this already cost me a follower

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

I think once you hit 30 you should legally be allowed to abort yourself #Sweet2024

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

I’d never ask someone wearing a band tee to name 5 songs but I already know you Nirvana shirt wearing fucks are lying

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Fuck you @LGAairport I’m smoking in the “pet relief” area

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Goodbye Dry January. Helloooooo Febrewery 🍻

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

About to go to a catholic wedding, should I genuflect?

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Hey @Amtrak if you’re gonna have a quiet car for all the bitches, can we please get a smokers car? I GUARANTEE it’ll attract more action.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Alabama football can’t hold a candle to UMass Dining’s college title dominance.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Cucker Tarlson

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Whoever unfollowed me because of this, I’m glad. You probably didn’t even get it.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

Pi day in 1592 must have been lit.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

If 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 air 👏🏻 B 👏🏻 N 👏🏻 B 👏🏻 has 👏🏻 no 👏🏻 bidet 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 get 👏🏻 one 👏🏻 star.

[David Sweet @DavidVSour]

@DrOz can yins get reiki covered by insurance please?