David Whitfield

Bipedal vertebrate.

[David Whitfield @DavidWhitfield4]

Excited to try my first ever Tim Horton's today. 🇨🇦☕️
Very good.
Couldn't resist coming away with a box of doughnuts. 🍩

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It's arguably not hugely surprising given the circumstances but I am nevertheless sad to note that Bob Harris is stepping down from his role at @BBCRadio2. He had a cool, calm style and his love of (country) music always shone through in his programmes. He will be a big miss.

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"How big would a slug in your house have to be before you called the police?"

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"Got to go, my dear; my home brew has gone straight through me."

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@fanoftv @andrew_wharrier Happy birthday. I hope you have had a pleasant time.

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"They call him 'Rockstar' but then you meet him and it's just an old man eating a tangerine."

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"I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there."

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Gosh. Fourteen years since I joined then-Twitter/now-X.

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Tree on a tree.

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Aloha, brethren!
I'm on the radio from 7pm - tune in at https://t.co/2faWsB5DSt! 📻☺️

[David Whitfield @DavidWhitfield4]

Salutations, comrades!
I'm on the radio from 7pm - tune in at https://t.co/2faWsB562V! 📻☺️

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My mother and father are both very different people. One attribute they share, however, is an uncanny ability to respond to any message with a 'thumbs up' reaction. How can a thumbs up be considered an acceptable response to 'what time have you booked the taxi for?'

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Guten Abend, chums.
I'm on the radio from 7pm - tune in at https://t.co/2faWsB562V! 📻☺️

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Greetings, friends!
I'm on the radio from 7pm - tune in at https://t.co/2faWsB5DSt! 📻☺️

[David Whitfield @DavidWhitfield4]

Discovery: Serbia is an anagram of rabies.

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Pleasant weekend away with nice folk.

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@MichaelAdamsUk @MetroUK The most perfect sign off. 👏

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@patvtweets It's strange because the 'cloaked figure' looks NOTHING like 'IOU' yet somehow, I can't not read 'previously' as clear as day. The other option would be to have the icon in place of a single letter, e.g. this. (Forgive the shoddiness - It's merely for illustrative purposes.)

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As of today (14th October), my colleagues have managed to stoically endure my presence for SIX whole years. I'd say that time has flown by, though I expect this sentiment may not be shared by those forced to share an office with me over this period.

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@fanoftv Lovely work.