David Woelkers Jr.

find me on bluesky!

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@willygooose

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@BrandonJustice_ Nah this is a great thing, it was owned by a soulless private equity firm before

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@matthew_auch I spent three springs of my life practically living in the fish and I had no idea that m den even had a second storefront

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I am willing to accept halftime and pregame shows much more when it’s Mr. Worldwide #CFBPlayoff

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@katienolan cursed images

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Yankees acquire Green Monster wall from left field of Fenway Park as Boston’s apathetic offseason continues

[Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa]

There’s no way to criticize the ethics of this without sounding like a miserable hater, is my take

[Sean Murphy @seanhalfcourt]

I simultaneously acknowledge that I appreciate this level of humanity and empathy while also recognize it's not necessarily coming from the right person or place.

If I were to do something like this in my position, my credential would almost certainly be gone lol

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@Alex_Drain @JT_WallStreet Don’t forget Geoff Feiger!

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@espnW It’s giving @mad_hill

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@lucy_rohden I think it’s actually leatherface which feels insanely worse

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@BrendanRoose Cellentani >>

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@bauer1125 @SYVLDNR @AdamSchefter @NewEraCap Your son draws a better Buffalo than I could ever hope to 😭 I’m not even a bills fan and I want that hat!

[Michigan Field Hockey @umichfldhockey]

BIG TEN TOURNEY CHAMPS! 🏆

#GoBlue

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@ThiccStauskas

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

He finally got his wish

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN announced that the Week 14 MNF game between the Cowboys and the Bengals will feature a Simpsons-themed alternate cast on Disney+ and ESPN+.

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

Huge get for the News. Congrats Connor!

[Connor Earegood @ConnorEaregood]

Programming update: It is with much gratitude and excitement that I announce that I’m joining @detnews_sports to cover Michigan State athletics. I’m stoked to cover a program with so much tradition and with such a passionate fanbase. Be on the lookout for my coverage soon.

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@BrendanRoose Was your side hustle consulting with the NHL on scheduling the opening day?

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@_ZachShaw They’re all of proposed developments of north campus, which I’m guessing is why. They’re largely leaving central campus alone which is the right call

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

Only had a chance to talk with Greg once, but damn if I ever forget it. He was so full of wisdom and selflessness and never took any conversation for granted, even one with a lowly comms intern like me. Rest in peace G 🙏🏼

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

💛💙

Your legacy will live with us forever. We love you, G!

[David Woelkers Jr. @DavidWoelkers]

@seltzerstepmom Michigan is so back