Fentanyl Dusted Donut

All Fitba Shite, All The Time... Most Of The Time. He/Him.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

I don’t mind what change finally gets it done, I just want Minnesota United to become a team worthy of Miguel Ibarra.

[MNUFC Match Day @MNUFCmatch]

.@Migue10Ibarra set a new club record with 5,418 minutes played in MLS. He also holds the appearances record, taking the field 74 times since 2017.

#COLvMIN | #MNUFC

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

Boy oh boy, did that new album by The Cure come at an opportune time for serious moping.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

We’ve taken the swearing safeties off the kid this morning. The girl is letting them rip.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

Just silently separated two totes of Lego blocks into “Blocks that could be completely described in terms of Length x Width x Depth”, “Items intended to be interacted with by little Lego dudes” and “All other complicated or specialized pieces” if you want to know how I’m coping.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

I’m not kidding when I say this fella here has been a shining light in an absolutely abysmal year.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

2024 your
election pants
🤝
me wondering
how it's this tight

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

@thesuperrookie It was an autocorrect.

[That Wuz Just Jim Tho Weren’t It @yellowpackjim]

It’s like 80,000 simulations when all you need is a knife

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

@dunord @MNUFC @realsaltlake Other than buffing his pen and one bad giveaway, I thought Trapp did really well. Best game from him in a while.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

I’ve ALWAYS loved the clarity VAR brings to the game.
#MINvRSL

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

@BreeMinneapolis @MayorFrey He even makes our snow limp and damp.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

It’s been snowing for at least half an hour here… @BreeMinneapolis welfare check.

[Callum Carson @CCarsonBorders]

This is what football's all about.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

@GoldfishFibers We would have heard about it if it had.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day seven years ago, @LaurenLayfield posted a compilation of bloopers between herself and Hacker T. Dog during her time on CBBC HQ, including the "we're just normal men" clip.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

🤔
Looks like it was a great night to…
😎
…hit the bar.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

@BreeMinneapolis No, this is good. Blow your buddies minds every once in a while. Don’t let them get complacent.

[Fentanyl Dusted Donut @David_5mith]

New RSC incoming!