David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲

he/him. dj. journalist. @whowatchpodcast. always my own opinions. “if you get me, you get me and if you don’t, you don’t. and thats ok.”

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

hello I am about to play Reading Festival this is a bit of a dream come true screaming a lot inside ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

very wink wink coded for charli xcx to swear live on radio 1 breakfast at 9am on a friday - absolutely howling

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

i guess we're just doing anything now.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Canada’s public broadcaster CBC has officially joined the European Broadcasting Union.

This now makes them eligible to participate in Eurovision, and it is reported that they are very likely to do so in 2027.

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

being so much of a genius that he could replace the pow sample that got blocked at the 11th hour because the original writers had issues with the lyrical content... oh god-nek, we will be running it up.

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

this is very gay and i love it

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

mentally here (derogatory)

[pixelframe @HelloPixelframe]

These "badge" style logos translate particularly well for generators - enjoy the Doctor Who Font & Logo generator! https://t.co/ILlXdNFEGl

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

never underestimate The Nugent.

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'How much of the money have you spent?'

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage told #BBCBreakfast 'I've done nothing wrong' when questioned about a £5m gift from billionaire Reform backer Christopher Harborne

https://t.co/EzwCYcHHh8

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

she could juggle all four x

[Matt Deegan @matt]

Current jobs open here in the UK: Prime Minister, CEO of BBC News, James Bond and Doctor Who

[Jade Azim @JadeFrancesAzim]

Abby has done this strange thing since 2015 where she got older

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

the way that The Bread (TM) could end up taking down both wigan council and burnham

[zoë bread @zoebread]

i just got a call from 10 downing street

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

crewkerne gazette is cocomelon for facebook uncles.

[AJ @LikeATattoooooo]

Big day for Paddy Young though #SNLUK

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

RuPaul has turned up at the United Nations to announce that the winner of Drag Race UK Season 8 will become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom!

[Agnor @NotAgnor]

My favourite part about heatwaves is seeing the extreme Doctor Who clips people use

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

tragedy!

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

It’s mad down in Downing Street - the podium is being put out. Turn on @skynews

[babygirl chibnall @eveofthedaleks]

And so GOODBYE from me as PM, but HELLO to a big new future for the country, as Labour announces it’s putting the leadership out to contest. As a result, there won’t be a King’s Speech from me – we only cooked that up to guarantee a future when no one knew what would happen

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Imagine keir starmer addresses the nation to announce that hes gay and doesnt resign LOL

[Aubrey Allegretti @breeallegretti]

Laura Kuenssberg's BBC panel has three Labour MPs pushing for the party to head in different directions.

- Toby Perkins calls for Starmer to stay
- Jess Phillips is a Wes Streeting backer and says Starmer is "at the end of the road"
- Luke Charters wants a coronation for Andy Burnham instead

How much can they coalesce over the course of the following week?