David Enteman

Indiana State Alum, Chemist, Current Chubby Bunny record: 24, Was Time’s Person of the Year in 2006

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Cool kids: Hey why don't you go out tonight for thirsty Thursday?
Me: sorry I have to finish something important

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@dumpgubblin @HardDriveMag @dzeeff 4, until the cowards at WOTC restrict or ban it 🙄

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@lil_clousey @overwatchleague You mean it 🥺

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@RobLafary @NoChillhoyte @davidkennel @coltbarker @jordan_marvel @lil_clousey Marv showed them how we played basketball in Indiana and immediately bricked the first shot and lost his not fake raybans

[DumpGubblin @dumpgubblin]

When a war takes the center of attention off you for a few minutes.

Idk how people still idolize this dude. I've met high-school freshman with more stability.

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@TammySchaffer It took 4 years to get on that kiss cam ❤️

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@TammySchaffer Love you too! Even though you would let me throw some stunts 🙄

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Ayy yo @Halo why is this game 4v5???

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Not a big sports guy but I think I can answer this, it looks like they would need to spend anywhere between 5-940k to go. Hope this helps!

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Can someone explain how the diehard fans of these teams are suppose to support their team & attend the game❓

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@DrewHarvey17 Imagine being the loser that can only afford the 1.35 M dollar house

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@shelbbb13 @coltbarker @hannah_bussey7 You won’t

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

The circle of cop life

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

We appreciate you.

We appreciate you so much we have a @TYHilton13 signed football for someone who RTs this. 👻💙

#SocialMediaDay

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@coltbarker @red_baiting At least I’ll have talking points instead of the NPC dialog tree people use lol

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@coltbarker @GenePark Was planning on getting it next week

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@chelseaconover1 I would like for you to love me like you use to and not treat me like some second rate person ;~;

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

@chelseaconover1 You had the audacity to hype me up, let me think we would enjoy a day of girl talk, and I had to go and find out you did it without me, on social media, no call, no text, no email. J’accuse mademoiselle Conover

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Damn is your girl John Cena?

[toxic king @toxicking]

I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit 🙄

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Me at work with the other the essential employees

[Heavyweights Quotes @HeavyweightsQt]

Anyone who brings the Coronavirus into this camp is not your friend. He is a destroyer.

[David Enteman @David_Enteman]

Julius Caesar would beg to differ

[Rob Lafary @RobLafary]

This is the worst March of all-time