David Howard

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[Dan @DanGra96]

As a proud Mancunian, the curry mile is something universally loved. A constantly busy high street full of amazing food and people. Take your bigotry elsewhere.

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

@rxssbeach Your u18’s on the other hand haven’t lost a game all seaso…oh

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

I don’t know what’s sadder the younger generation’s need to be famous that they will dance on a bus for a Tik Tok. Or my need to be famous that I will crash their tik tok and twerk in the background on the no 1 bus to cribs causeway

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

@BeyondFootbAIl He mad a better reflex save from a header in this very game

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

On my way to see ‘nephew the third’ which is what he will be known as until he can respond to his own name

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

This woman saved me from a burning petrol station while she was on crutches…well not quite but she is the most hard working person I know. You won’t find anyone who cares more about their community than Fay. Maybe Marcus Rashford but he doesn’t live in Swindon so go vote Fay!

[Fay Howard 🇺🇦 @FayHoward67]

Well it's out there now, here I am, #LabourCandidate #ManningtonAndWestern #Rodbourne #Toothill #Westlea #Swindon Let's do this @LabourSwindon @LabSouthSwindon

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

It’s 00:39 and a woman walks into the smoking area

Woman: JOJO?! Where my Jojo?

Me: it’s 2023 you may not have your jojo but you have your mojo

She ignored me and walked off

2023 and I’ve still got it

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

@SamMStafford During the great famine of the West Country in the 17th century it was Isambard Kingdom Brunel who said “let them eat sausage rolls” in all seriousness I went from pure glee hearing the intro to ‘we built this city’ to promptly spilling Grolsch over the speaker

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

In a pub in Swindon and they are playing all the lad baby Christmas songs on repeat…it’s good to be home

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Still don’t think this England team has peaked, and I think it would be a mistake to get rid of Southgate when they’re playing so well.

Foden, Bellingham, Saka, Rice, Rashford, Reece James, etc, etc, all still improving.

Should look even stronger in 2024 & 2026.

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

Never stopped me dreaming

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

Don’t mind if I Dom

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

My gf: Dave it may not be healthy to watch 4 games of football everyday

Me: SHUT YOUR FLAPPY GUMS YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND CUS YOU HAVE PESKY WOMAN BREASTS

she may have a point tho

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

@SamMStafford @audibleuk Oh so they include Daniel Kaluuya’s name but not yours?! This woke brigade has gone too far

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

There should be an emoji of a person pulling there collar to the side like “yeesh” I’d use it a lot

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

I think the fact lots of negative replies to Joe Lycett’s video are from people with football crests as profile pictures highlights how important the small gesture of wearing the armband is…we have a long way to go

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

Qatar paying Qatari’s to support different countries is very much a me making multiple accounts to follow my only fans vibe

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

so inclusive

[Matt Hancock @MattHancock]

A wonderful demonstration of modern Britain that we have a Christian King, a Hindu Prime Minister, a Jewish Home Secretary and a Muslim Mayor of London

I’m proud to live in such a diverse and tolerant country 🇬🇧

[David Howard @David_Howard4]

No diss tonight I struggle to write the midweek ones in time and there wasn’t one at the weekend because well Hartlepool have it hard enough with out some middle class white guy calling them crap in rhyme