David Jones

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Trump Derangement Syndrome:

The "mental illness" Trump made up so MAGAs have a response to criticism of his most egregious behaviour.

If "TDS" is all you've got you've got nothing.

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@nicksortor Woah the big bad park police.
For officers that weren't considered intelligent enough for traffic cops.
Will they solve this latest master crime written in the algae?

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@voxpanis Orcs be cookin' tonight.

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@BryceMLipscomb The Orcs have been trying to do that for 4 years.
Now they get this:
🤣

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@MAGAVoice It's laughable that you think being allies equates to loyalty.
The USA has no loyalty, no credibility an no honor.
You're just the rowdy drunks in the street.

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@mitchellvii Yesterday Iran didn't have access to $300bn.
Today they do.
That's MAGA winning 🤡

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@Panchenko_X Looks like all you can do in this situation is burn.
Maybe spike marshmallows on some sticks.

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@BarryOnHere You've been pushing those American sports on the rest of the world for years. Interest levels are as indifferent as your interest in football.

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@TheApeOfGoldST If you cry hard enough your tears will extinguish Moscow.

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@LangmanVince That's a very flowery way of saying "Moscow's burning"

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@imPascalNajadi Dear MAGAs. If you really believe the rest of the world is going to pay your tax for you then go right ahead and abolish income tax.

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@ConstitustionX So when Obama gave them $1.5bn of their own money it was bad but when Trump gives $150bn of their own money he's a great deal maker....and not the most stupid mfkr to ever hold a presidency.

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@sanitarvlesu ...and a million dead orcs can't be wrong 🤣

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@MarkCarr173135 @John_F_kJr American importers pay the tax you bellend. Nobody is going to pay you for the privilege of selling you something. If you really believe that then your hubris is bigger than your brain.

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@WesleyHuntTX https://t.co/OlTjPqpXOA

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@MAGAVoice You signed a surrender offering $300bn reparations and the Dumbfuckistanis think they won.

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@NatasaIvanova9 He's dead
We laughed.

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@FloraLuzz_ https://t.co/lGMP8lDqzy

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@KGrahamContent Americans prefer sports where it is so easy to score that the excitement is when the opposition miss.

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@KerryHolmekb Everyone admires the First Hooker.

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@MacyGunnell It's hilarious watching the Dumbfuckistanis claim it was supposed to turn green after all.