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David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
Joined September 2010
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David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
@GaryJBusey
@Mickey__Rourke
@Nick_Nolte
have stories about waking up in strange situations... I haven't been to bed since the late 80's
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
If I ever get to this point someone please shoot me. RT
@TheeRobertEvans
Even at 80, it's hard for me to say the word "tits".
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Just saw a fan holding up a sign "Screw David Lee Roth!" I'm thinking ... Is that advice?
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Van Halen is the "Get the fuck off the sidewalk if you don't like our drivin" kinda music!
Who to follow
Ken Wahl
@KenWahl1
PROUD AMERICAN-No Hero-played a few-GoldenGlobe ex- Actor/Director/Writer(retired)FtApache-Wiseguy-PurpleHearts-Wanderers-VetAdvocate spouse:ShaneB.@Barbi_Twins
Roth Army
@Roth_Army
The Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority, Diamond David Lee Roth! Stop by the Roth Army, #1 source of DLR and Classic Van Halen discussion since 1999!
Full Metal Jackie
@FullMetalJackie
DJ/VJ/Hostess/Author/ Princess of the Night (Host of Full Metal Jackie Radio Show & WHIPLASH on @955klos)
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Everyone knows "Hot For Teacher." But these days it costs me an extra $100 to get spanked with a ruler.
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
At this point the Devil Should be running with me!
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
1:54PM it's Miller Time baby! Do-bump-bump-bump-do-ditty-boo!
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
I drink right out of the bottle.
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights. I still don't need glasses
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Oh Shit! Oh shit! Oh Shit I can't find my tribal headdress!
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
If I wore a Meat suit people would think I was sober.
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Good God! Belly hair in the zipper of a Cat Suit is painfull. Last time I use a rental.
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Cancel that last move. Still waiting on my dealer :(
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Gonna perfect a new move today. Backflip off of a Marshall stack into kiddie pool full of Jello wrestlers B)
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
@Ladygaga
where do you buy your cucumbers? Cause your buldge is totally Spra-da-da-doink-do-wop Dee-de-de-do-dah!
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Fell asleep in the tanning bed; now have blisters all over. On the bright side I found that Malibu Rum+cocaine=tropical cream
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
I'll be bartending all night tonight if anyone needs me I'll be in the basement
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Time for side B of my Dokken - Under Lock and Key tape! or as I call it. Escape music OOOOOOHHH!! KAAAAAYY!!!
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Just got kicked outta Baskin Robbins. Still don't know why?
David Lee Roth
@David_LeeRoth
over 15 years ago
Whats this? an 8-ball in the coin return of my Star Castle machine? Hoodity-Dooty-BIRTHDAY!! TIME TO GET NAKED!! *SPLITS*
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