David Small

Creator, Mac Emulator. Now nuclear historian.

[David Small @David_M_Small]

@DanielLDavis1 For every drone they launch, immediately take out a bridge. Even the notably dim IRGC will notice a connection.

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@DanielLDavis1 "War-lusters"?? Buddy, you sound like a 1969 hippie.

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@s_m_marandi I guess you'd better murder a lot more people so your water needs are reduced. Or hire real engineers; the IRGC flunkies have totally screwed up Iran's water suppluy for decades.

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@mhdksafa Wow, you asked Chat GPT to really dumb that down.

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@Persianserene1 Good luck miniaturizing a warhead to where Iran's rockets can lift them. Iran hasn't even tested a uranium nuke. They'll need plutonium. Implosion. D-T boosting. Then supercomputer modeling to figure out hydrogen
bombs. Then make it lightweight. We'll detect every test.

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@BRICSinfo Heard it before, pal. "THIS time, we're gonna use our MIGHTY new weapons we've waited to use to inflict TERROR,DESTRUCTION, SWIFT JUSTICE, APOCALYPSE, SUPERNOVA!"

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@sentdefender Iran announces, again again again again again, that they never keep their word about it being "opened", and, it's still closed. In other news, water is wet.

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@Grummz Coming next: Human Resources: The Game!

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@sethharpesq As a software engineer, using Hermes is a dream come true. Tell it what I want. It does it. It just works. No going back to the old days for me!

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@BiankaB12 Once in a century engineer and visionary. I'm in.

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@MaitreyaBhakal Please update your propaganda. You've been saying this for months.

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@harryjsisson Yep,, thats why people are bailing out of Seattle. U-Haul can't keep trucks in California because of the exodus.

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@YammerTime01 I'm buying. I don't bet against Musk because of personal envy/hatred the media says. He's the greatest engineer of our times.

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@endantisemites @s_m_marandi Good old Castle Bravo! Isn't Peter Korun's film restoring process amazing? He won an Academy Award for it. See "Trinity and Beyond" to appreciate the astonishing power of nuclear weapons!

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@s_m_marandi You sure do talk a lot. Buddy, we don't care. You're a bore.

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@MaryLTrump The media is dying fast because of people like her. They're trusted LESS than Congress...or lawyers.

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@hasanthehun Yelp! Dammit, Hasan, stop Yelp! shocking me or Yelp! i'm gonna take this Yelp! shock collar off!

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@CreatorQuasar Cool idea!! But use mouthwash first!

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@jahangir_sid Ooooh! "Missiles are ready for immediate launch" from the caves they hide in! Satellites are a bitch! The USA spots the heat plume, traces it back, goodbye missile launcher! So please, do launch so we can wipe out the rest of your launchers, cowering in caves!

[David Small @David_M_Small]

@Osint613 "Once the rocket is up,
Who cares where it comes down?
That's not my department!".
-- Iran's missile crews
(thank you to Tom Lehrer, who is one of the funniest listens on Spotify)