David_M_W

[David_M_W @David__M__W]

Long story short:
-Try to make a Twitter account
-Someone in Turkey already made one using my email
-Create new email to make a Twitter account
-Stay logged in. Two years later get randomly logged out
-Go to recover password but email address no longer exists
-Start new Twitter

[David_M_W @David__M__W]

@CTVNews Swift has made a career of writing songs about her personal relationships. She doesn't get to complain when others want to talk about them.

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@mbueckert I'm sure I remember a "Heritage Minute" from my childhood that ended with: "Denying genocide. A part of our heritage." This must be the updated version.

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@CTVNews Mine was more and I already know why.

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@ClassicShowbiz Reminds me that the NHL has two guys named Sebastian Aho and the Vancouver Canucks have two players named Elias Pettersson.

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@buitengebieden That's the ultimate blended family.

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@ClassicShowbiz I'm a little bit curious what would happen if you asked a chatbot to write a book using that information.

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@CBCNews Is there really a large number of people who aren't interested in most Marvel stuff who can be drawn to watch new Marvel stuff just because you don't need "prior knowledge"? Maybe if they can get people to forget that they don't like Marvel stuff, but otherwise....

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@deAdder The only reasonable solution is to play them all in a row and call it "Ok Kid In A Rainbow Computer".

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@buitengebieden That's what you get for letting your dog watch the rodeo on TV.

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@ClassicShowbiz Making people laugh *is* the talent. That's what people go to the shows for.

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@RMoosant @CTVNews Oh no! Crybaby is still crying! Quick! Someone check baby's diaper! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@canadianprguy Ok, but have you ever seen teams in non-popular sports celebrate when they win? They seem just as happy about it and work just as hard. Playing "for their country" doesn't matter as much as people pretend it does. They just want to win.

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@BobbyFrank1968 @CTVNews Yes, because entertainment news is something that is unheard of in the history of major media outlets.

Also, I bet the folks at CTV know what the word "officially" means, unlike ... some people.... 😂😂😂

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@RMoosant @CTVNews Poor baby all butthurt by the news... Have a good cry. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Danimalish I loved the film, but for me the one odd moment was when Jesse Plemons' character calls Leonardo DiCaprio's character "son". Plemons is 14 years younger than DiCaprio, but in reality White was 11 years older than Burkhart.

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@CTVNews "Person accused of crime says 'I didn't do it' " is not much of a story.

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@JessMarinDavis @AmarAmarasingam That helps explain how I ended up with long Covid despite never testing positive for it ever.

[David_M_W @David__M__W]

@AJEnglish Stop your messing around;
Better think of your future,
Time to straighten right out,
Creating problems in town.

Rudy,
A message to you, Rudy.
A message to you.