David The Thirdish

We were never broken, life’s just very long 🇮🇪🇱🇧🇸🇾🇩🇪

[Havelock @ArmorcladCoyote]

“I’m from Memphis, south of Cairo on the coast of the mighty river and home of the king and a pyramid.”

“Egypt?”

“No, Tennessee.”

[Chad Johnson, CFA @chadjohnsoncfa]

I know who I will be rooting for on June 27th #worldcup #algeria #darts

[OZ @OrlandoNapoli22]

This is perfect because I’ve always heard people call Lawrence, Kansas the Algeria of the Midwest

[𓃒 @whitebrahmin]

Real men make low effort manosphere content and forever farm the promise of one day maybe trying to be funny again

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

This dipshit discovered that SQL server at one point replaced blank date of birth fields with a default of 01/01/1900, so he harassed an 86 year old woman.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

people are saying Trump jinxed the Knicks tonight. Of course, he jinxed the Knicks, he loves SA!

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Niggas are getting a mouthful of David

[Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW @xxxtactician1]

Top 10 albums of all time (write-up in the replies)

“Cuz I’m a million miles away / will you get this letter? / Jagged pulp sliced in my veins / I write to remember”

4. Relationship of Command - At the Drive-In

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Insanely brutal shot to the bars and restaurants in the area. The parking garages too. The clown show rolls on however

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Not the first time Donald Trump has forced himself into a locker room against everyone’s wishes

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Donald Trump’s appearance at NBA Finals impacting media in several ways https://t.co/Mv5kVhC9Yl

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

all this for jeremy lin is crazy

[David The Thirdish @David_______TMG]

That first boo is gonna hit like crack

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

No walking allowed in heart of Midtown for Monday's Knicks game https://t.co/SHuPJrBWCU

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Can’t make it up…

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

It's crazy that Trump going to this game is genuinely ruining everyone's lives. Like no one is going unscathed

[nicky @PFF_Nicky]

Trump and his fanbase haven’t watched an NBA game since their “outrage” over BLM in the bubble during 2020, but now since the Knicks are popular he has to throw himself into the center of attention and negatively impact the vibe and fans outside the arena