Anzini

UConn 2017 Anzini, it rhymes with Bikini, sounds like linguini, makes ya hungry for rotini

[Anzini @David_anzini]

Just an appreciation of fine art with a healthy dosage of me #NewYearSameMe

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I didn't write Wonder Woman, but if you want to argue that she is somehow not a queer or trans icon, then you're not paying attention.

Every time someone comes up to me and says that WW helped them while they were closeted, it reminds me how special the role is.

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

Tomorrow is National Pizza Day but we wanted to start the festivities early! ​

RETWEET for your chance to #WinDominosPizza for a YEAR!​

Rules: https://t.co/hrf9EL0Rok

[Anzini @David_anzini]

@Anzinid

I’m winning, speaking it into existence :)

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Anzini @David_anzini]

I know we always go to happy hours after work, but, and hear me out on this, what about happy hours *before* work?

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

MATCHUP 16:

We’re building something special here, but will it come with Swedish meatballs or a dazzling toolshed? That’s right, it’s @IKEAUSA 🇸🇪🛋️ vs. @Lowes 🛠️🏠 —choose your contender! #MarchAdness

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

celebrate your small wins

[Anzini @David_anzini]

Hi everyone! My twin is raising money for the ADA Jenkins Center down in NC. Take a look and donate for a good cause. Special treat for everyone who likes to bake!

Confections for Good https://t.co/DrkHFWDepW #

[Anzini @David_anzini]

What will the world think...

[Anzini @David_anzini]

It so heart breaking to see what’s happening today in our country

[Anzini @David_anzini]

I hate gmail, I tried to Rick roll my coworkers in an email via hyperlink and Google just had to expose me with a preview of said link.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Anzini @David_anzini]

Squatting to the song “Let’s go to the Mall” is a whole vibe that I’m about

[Anzini @David_anzini]

@lizzy_cooke It’s just a wellness check, I worry about you Marg

[Anzini @David_anzini]

@lizzy_cooke are you alive still?

[Anzini @David_anzini]

I bought a Lil Nas X shirt and I’m digging it

[Anzini @David_anzini]

@beekprobs Honestly just shave one side and call it a day. If someone asks it’s 2020 and anything can happen

[Anzini @David_anzini]

Just got my daisy trainers and I’m freaking pumped @justthehorns

[Anzini @David_anzini]

@lizzy_cooke My name is Barbara (Babs after a bottle of wine) and you will respect me

[Anzini @David_anzini]

So far in 2020 I’ve spent more time drunk singing Neil Sedaka songs, so 2021 Karaoke watch out

[Anzini @David_anzini]

My day consists of me restarting my router 20 times because it’s Xfinity and why not