David Spreadborough

ADHD. From Surrey England Live in Basingstoke Hampshire, I am a Precision Engineer. Dad to 1.

[David Spreadborough @David_john_89]

Haven’t been stung by a bee or wasp in many years. And In the last month I’ve been bitten by a false widow on the arm…stung by a bumble bee on the chest and stung by a wasp on the finger that was in my trouser back pocket 😂.

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Laying in bed last night I could feel something on my arm. Had a feel and thought it was a loose thread on the bed sheet so went back to sleep. Then I felt a sharp pain on my arm so grabbed it turns out it was this and the bastard bit me!

Sadly the spider was harmed 😔R.I.P

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Went for a walk around Wimbledon common earlier today. I was quite sad I didn’t see a single Womble!.

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R.I.P to the deer that met its fate to the Ocado van this evening while I was working 😢

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Hit one too many road closures between Frome Salisbury and Andover this evening on my way back to Depot!

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Thinking you missed the toddler “why” stage just for it to come in at nearly 5years 🙈

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One day at a time
#ODAAT

[David Spreadborough @David_john_89]

Having a trapped nerve isn't fun!

[Today In History @historigins]

The most surreal phenomena ever captured on camera. 🧵

⚠️ Warning: you're going to hallucinate!

1. The sea in the sky.

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The moment you slip in mud and fall flat on your back winding yourself.

You need to see the funny in things.. we had a good laugh once I caught my breath.

Thank you to my wife Jo for saving my dignity and not taking a picture of me laying in the mud 🙈

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Simple Ideas, Big Impacts 🧵

1. Mesh drains in Australia prevent water bodies pollution. Should be a worldwide standard.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo's are hard-headed not hard-hearted. They're sassy & rude but they've got a big heart. They might be mean, but they care a lot.

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@Binky_2301 To try and help the next in line jump to the back and not the front?

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Bush 1 Car 0

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Me.. knocks on customer's door

From behind the door, I hear..
Mum..mum..mum! The ocado man is here! What do I do?

The mum. Answering the door would be a good start

🙈

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New battery fitted this morning....

No more having to jump start the car to go anywhere!

That was getting embarrassing

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Doing your own click and collect in the rain is a no. But delivering someone else's groceries in the rain is perfectly fine. I dont mind that

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Turning up a day early for a doctors appointment 🤣 🙈

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Saw a live hedgehog this evening. First one I've seen in years!