Haven’t been stung by a bee or wasp in many years. And In the last month I’ve been bitten by a false widow on the arm…stung by a bumble bee on the chest and stung by a wasp on the finger that was in my trouser back pocket 😂.
Laying in bed last night I could feel something on my arm. Had a feel and thought it was a loose thread on the bed sheet so went back to sleep. Then I felt a sharp pain on my arm so grabbed it turns out it was this and the bastard bit me!
Sadly the spider was harmed 😔R.I.P
The moment you slip in mud and fall flat on your back winding yourself.
You need to see the funny in things.. we had a good laugh once I caught my breath.
Thank you to my wife Jo for saving my dignity and not taking a picture of me laying in the mud 🙈
Me.. knocks on customer's door
From behind the door, I hear..
Mum..mum..mum! The ocado man is here! What do I do?
The mum. Answering the door would be a good start
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