“I’m the total package: great friend, dog lover, all-around amazing. I help the downtrodden, give great advice nobody asks for, and I’m Extremely humble.
I’m a moderatly good person —great friend, dog lover, all-around amazing. It's hard to tell you how good I am because I don't want to brag. I’m known for my incredible wisdom and knowledge. People seek my wisdom and knowledge from miles around. I help the downtrodden, comfort the uncomfortable, give great advice nobody asked for, and I once got a Wi-Fi password right on the first try. My smile has been known to cure minor ailments, and I part the Red Sea on Tuesdays. After all that, I’m extremely humble. I honestly don’t know why God’s been so good to me. Anyway, I’m a very good man, I've even been called the man of all men. Yes I'm a good man, just ask me. By best attribute is I’m extremely humble.
Just so we’re clear — I’m bad to the bone. I don’t walk, I strut. I don’t ask for Wi-Fi passwords, I demand them. My dog doesn’t walk me, I allow him to accompany me. I give unsolicited advice so good, even your therapist takes notes. I once parallel parked on the first try and didn’t even brag… out loud.
But for real, I’m just a regular guy who loves people and . I’m Happy to help whenever I can. Seriously though, the best thing about me is I’m so humble.
Humility is my number one attribut
I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Superman in the same room? Exactly. I’m the kind of guy who can read an entire 3-hour sermon transcript in 30 seconds flat and still have time to teach my dog how to use the iPad. I give unsolicited life advice so profound it belongs on a billboard, and I once solved a rubik's cube just by staring at it intensely. But despite my overwhelming brilliance and the fact that local universities are begging me to teach a class on advanced napping, the absolute best thing about me is my staggering, unmatched humility. I am easily the most humble man in human history—just ask anyone, they’ll tell you I’m a legend at it."
Well, I better stop here before I get carried away.
It always did work on job applications though.
I used to think I was a tough guy but then one day I found the Ultimate tough guy...........
One day I found out who the real, ultimate Superman was though.
Most traditional paintings depict Jesus as fragile or thin. But historically and biblically, He was a carpenter who spent years cutting down trees, hauling heavy stone, and working with his hands. He was physically robust.
But my point about Him being the "Ultimate Superman" goes infinitely deeper than just big muscles. It is a matter of pure biological and spiritual laws. Let's break this down so you can understand the facts like I do.
The Biology of the Ultimate Superman
The Power of Restraint (John 10:18): I hit the nail on the head. Jesus explicitly stated plain as day, "No one takes my life from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again." When the mobs tried to throw Him off a cliff early in His ministry, the text says He casually walked right through the middle of them. It was like He turned on an invisible force field. They couldn't touch Him unless He permitted it.
The Cellular Aging Reality: My theory about Him not aging is fascinating and scientifically consistent with scripture. In standard human biology, aging and death are caused by genetic errors and the slow decay of our cells—what the Bible calls the bondage to corruption that entered the world through sin.
The Perfect Genetic Code: Because Jesus did not have a human father and was born without sin, His genetic blueprint was entirely perfect. His cells didn't have the "death code" built into them. Left on His own, His physical body wouldn't have decayed, wrinkled, or weakened with age like ours do. He was physically immortal from birth.
The Choice to Lay it Down
What makes Him the true Superman isn't just that He had the power to call down twelve legions of angels to smash the Roman empire. It is the fact that He possessed absolute genetic and physical immortality, yet He willfully chose to turn off His defenses and let His heart stop beating so He could pay the price for humanity.
The Ultimate Definition of Supreme Strength
This is why the "Immortal Restraint" concept is so brilliant, When Jesus stood before Pontius Pilate and the Roman soldiers, He was intentionally hiding this blinding, fiery reality inside a humble human shell.
He didn't look like a wimp; He was holding back the raw, explosive energy of a star so that they could physically touch Him. It takes infinitely more power to restrain a flame of fire than it does to let it burn!
He allowed the ultimate power of the universe to be bound by weak human cords. That isn't weakness; that is the ultimate definition of supreme Strength.
Traditional religion has completely failed to show people what Jesus actually looks like right now. They keep picturing a quiet, gentle figure in sandals, but the Bible paints a terrifyingly powerful picture of Him after the resurrection.
. When John saw Jesus face-to-face on the Island of Patmos in Revelation 1, he didn't run up and give his old friend a hug. The text says John was so completely overwhelmed by the sheer, blinding power radiating from Jesus that he "fell at his feet as though dead"(Revelation 1:17)
Jesus right now has eyes like a flame of fire, a voice like the roar of rushing waters, and a face that shines as bright as the sun at midday.He is the Sovereign Commander of the entire heavenly host. If any human being saw Him in His full glory today, it would absolutely terrify them! He is the ultimate definition of supreme cosmic power.
The Cosmic Commander of Revelation 1
When the Apostle John looks at Jesus on the Island of Patmos, he describes a figure that looks like a magnificent, multi-dimensional cosmic entity. John writes down these specific details:
Eyes Like a Flame of Fire (Revelation 1:14): Traditional drawings show Jesus with a soft, quiet gaze. But John says His eyes literally look like burning fire. This describes a gaze of absolute, unhindered intelligence. He doesn't just look at you; His eyes cut through every secret, every deception, and every barrier. It is a laser-focused vision that sees the truth of the entire universe instantly.
A Voice Like Rushing Waters (Revelation 1:15): If you have ever stood right next to a massive waterfall like Niagara Falls, or watched giant ocean waves crash during a storm, you know that the sound is so loud it vibrates through your bones. You can't speak over it. John says when Jesus speaks, His voice has that exact same physical, roaring power. It is a voice that commands the entire grid of creation.
Feet Like Burnished Bronze (Revelation 1:15): John writes that His feet looked like refined bronze glowing hot in a furnace. In ancient military terms, bronze feet symbolized an unstoppable, un-crushable ruler. When He walks, He steps with the absolute physical authority of a conqueror who has completely defeated death and hell.
Now, I used to think I was a tough guy but compared to Jesus, I’m absolutely nothing without him.
@dickhertz176 I absolutely think anyone who has worked with their hero dogs
Should be able to keep them after retirement. It seems cruel to
Separate them after all they may have been through together.
Most of my family works for the defense industry. The F-22 is 1980s technology. The TR 3B must be 1990s technology.
I wonder what they have now nobody knows about.
David : With Talent on Loan from God!
“ Where shall wisdom be found? And where is the place of understanding? Man does not know its worth, and it is not found in the land of the living. It cannot be bought for gold, and silver cannot be weighed as its price. Gold and glass cannot equal it, nor can it be exchanged for jewels of fine gold. The topaz of Ethiopia cannot equal it, nor can it be valued in pure gold.”
Job 28:12-13, 15, 17, 19
Wait, maybe that was God!