David MacGregor

[ABC News @ABC]

Ex-neo-Nazi removes swastika tattoos after befriending African-American parole officer: “I look at her as family.” https://t.co/qOL7PNfHfP

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

No one should be fired for making private #reprohealth decisions. @JerryBrownGov should sign #AB569 to protect Californians

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@realDonaldTrump needs our help, lets #educatetrump by sending him info everyday starting with the #constitution: https://t.co/6sjg6QpD6M

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

Who would ever actually #LIKECANBERRA

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

It's days like this that make me really really consider wearing a flowing skirt, just so I could feel the breeze on my giblets #roastnuts

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@zachbraff beer is for wannabes, real men drink appletinis, raise their little finger, and are damn ok with it!

[Hau Lātūkefu @hauiebeast]

At this point in time, I'd like to say, fuck a Current Affair and fuck Today Tonight. Thank you.

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@RhysWM I read somewhere they were just tails with faces

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

Eating coco pops at 11pm watching a Lord of the Rings Marathon #itsokimanadult

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@Mssquirrelhead my favorite would be shitzu cross poodle #shitpoodle

[Annie Maynard @Mssquirrelhead]

Entire breeds of dog have been based around how amusing their name becomes #doodleanything

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

Crimson Butthole; The Hunt for Red Butthole; 28 Buttholes Later #ButtHoleMovies

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Who is it? Who are you talking to? Must be important is it space? Is science on the line?

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@sarahchalke Did you know your finger-toes were immortalized in Rome centuries ago?

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@mattokine put baby sneakers on kittens and I'm pretty sure you'd explode heads

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@Mssquirrelhead same.

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

Hong Kong. Apparently more than an airport

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@Mssquirrelhead methderbation? Still not as good as cracksterbation... as a name... cause I wouldn't know about actually doing it. Probably.

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@pattybrammall coming to your show tonight at the G-PAC! Bringing my mum so if everyone on stage could be, you know, nice, that'd be great.

[David MacGregor @DavidmacG]

@syarsalia like people, plural? Cause that's a big jump!