Dave

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Had to shit immediately after my shower, this world is a prison built on suffering..

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I would be homeless if it weren’t for this movie

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

Should I go to the gym or kill myself

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Mr. Spidops @LeleBestScarfer]

WHO actually likes motion blur in their video games

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

if i milked u, id get goat milk. cuz you da #goat

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “I don’t watch Arbeloa’s press conferences. At home I have French TV, not Spanish TV”.

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

never underestimate the power of a walk

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

The cake slice I was saving for later been given to a guest.

[yapsama 🍮 @osadogling]

When they're shittalking your goat but they're WRONG

[• @yducknow]

me when I've seen enough: