Sarah Nelson (parody account)

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[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

//pretty sure I’m just numb now.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

/ I just need to yell somewhere where hardly anyone really knows me. 5 hospital admissions since Sept. 1 is too many! I can’t deal with this. I’m tired and I don’t want to deal with having a sick husband anymore. This whole thing can fuck off. I want our normal lives back.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// On my worst days it’s nice to know there’s someone across the ocean that cares that I exist.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

Happy friendiversary @AledTheLastMan ! I don’t know what I would do without you 🧡 It’s definitely been a strange year. You’re amazing and I am so lucky to be friends with you! Thank you for putting up with me. Long live James McAndrew(s)?

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

Congratulations to James and Simon!! 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// I’d like to speak to the people in charge of waiting room vending machine choices. While I’m waiting for my husband to come out of emergency surgery I don’t want to dive into some comforting pork rinds or flaming hot Cheetos…

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// New waiting room, who dis? Now it’s the ICU waiting room. FML

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// 3,883 miles. The things you find out in the surgery waiting room at midnight.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// The Atlantic Ocean can go fuck itself.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

@HumansNoContext Amazing, beautiful, honest - 1 out of three

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

@AledTheLastMan Best friending ♾️

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// 3,900 miles.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// Thinking of purchasing some new home decor - maybe some signs. They seem to be trendy.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

@AledTheLastMan 🥹 that better be me! ✈️ Jame and his man bun shall live forever!

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// Happy Earth, Wind and Fire Day to those of you who celebrate.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

@AledTheLastMan // I told you you’re amazing 🙄❤️

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// I never ask for help, I want it to be offered to me like I offer it to others. If it isn’t, I don’t feel that I really deserve it.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// Nope.

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

gemini’s and virgos… are you okay rn?

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

//this is the thing that is making me feel old and I don’t want to.

[Sarah Nelson (parody account) @DavidnNicksMum]

// Tonight is a 2 Xanax night, for those of you keeping score.