David James

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

And no circumstance anywhere in life do you need another human being to talk to God for you? You can have a direct ship with the Lord no matter what as long as you believe in Jesus Christ you could talk to God directly don’t ever let a catholic or anybody tell you otherwise

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

I got asked to be a sperm donor from this lesbian, and I said I will never allocate my sperm to such an abomination

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Sebastian Berhalter is a certified DAWG

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Brandon Marsh MVP lol

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

@Invest_Brandon Whatever you say boss

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Elections change faces but debt keeps the leash.

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

How am I committing violence against God when I am single-handedly, helping people relieve their problems in exchange for a cost that happens after the problem is solved?

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

“Give me control of a nations money, and I care not who makes the laws”

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

If you can show me true love and true compassion for the Lord and true faith I will not charge you interest

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Money doesn’t buy happiness if anything buys me more of a reason to just say fuck you

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

I’m actually ready to die for this. Bring it on

[Man's Wisdom @mans_wisdom_]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Yeah, let’s just knock the people that are actually working for something. Why don’t you knock the freeloaders who are banking on the taxpayers coin? Kinda like my broke cousins who just use my grandma for everything.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Not job shaming… but, working fast food over the age 21 is not ok.

[The Master Builder @KingsProtocol]

Masturbation is robbing you of the drive that builds wealth.

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Yea it’s also one of the most ungodly things to do

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Being single feels like I'm living in paradise. It almost feels too good to be true😂

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

I go to feast on the finest fruits of knowledge when it comes to you father Jesus, I don’t come to church to over exaggerate my love for you by shouting louder, and throwing my hands up to the sky like a roller coaster to prove my faith.

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Father Jesus I love your teachings and I love listening to your word but please heal me because I cannot stand the music in church it doesn’t hit idk if it’s the devil in me or what but I can’t stand it

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

The 401k is designed to keep the rat race ratting while the big hedge funds and firms get to touch the money NOW. Shut up and wait till you’re 63 and no life left to enjoy your money. Nah I’m good lol. I’ll allocate my $$ into a trust and lend against it

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

The only excuse a man has to finance his and her lifestyle completely is that she must be over an 8.5

[David James @DavidsONDECK]

Bro to bro. Nobody is gonna save you and this comfort that your clinging on to is actually the very thing that will destroy you