Herodotus: “I met a man in the shape of a hot dog dancing at a party”
Modern scholar: “Herodotus, you RETARD, we all know that people don’t come in the shape of a hot dog. Your work is untrustworthy.”
@mfurlin1@mikeyoooo5811@nflrums Should count your lucky stars.. Probably spent it hiding from the world and fussing over what safety measures others use for their own defense.
@mfurlin1@mikeyoooo5811@nflrums Lol. Unless one is a responsible adult and knows how to use it. Be sure to say "please" and "thank you" while you and the wife are tied up.
@mfurlin1@mikeyoooo5811@nflrums You can choose to isolate until your hearts' content. I know where all the gun crime is and, therefore, I don't frequent that part of town, but should one of the gangbangers decide to come to where I live, I reserve the right to protect myself & my family bc, well, I'm a man.
@mfurlin1@mikeyoooo5811@nflrums But a person is able to decide if they accept the odds, they don't need you, me, or anyone else to make that decision for them.